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Ninja's, Gore and Interpol?
"Fear Not The Weapon But The Hand That Wields It" Now let's see.. Ninja Assassin.. 'Ninja' and 'Assassin' Yep that pretty much sums up the better half of the film. So the films broken up into about 3 parts. First of you have the flashbacks that appear periodically through the film, then you have the ... |
3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
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Holy Fuckshit That Ninja Just Totally Killed That Guy
Rain in the midst of ruining another ninja's good looks. Ninja Assassin can be adequately summed up in about two words: holy shit. Or maybe bugfuck nuts. Yes, that would also be acceptable. It's a bloody, crazy, flat out ridonkulous callback to the ninja films of the seventies and eighties. ... |
2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
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A Stylish & Blood-Drenched Excercise in Nonsense
Title - Ninja Assassin (2009) Director - James McTeigue Country - United States Trailer Trailer done with Legos! Korean pop star Rain stars as Raizo a top of his class ninja that goes rogue when his psychotically strict master Ozuno (played by the legendary ninja movie star ... |
2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
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Bad But Fun
This movie was bad in the script, the acting and to much CGI blood also story sucked. but at the same i had fun watching it i really liked the bloody and action scenes were awesome and were parts of this movie that i loved but there wasnt much of ... |
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
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A bit of a mess
I generally like a bit of martial arts goodness in my life and seeing that this film was to be all about Ninjas I was looking forward to seeing it. Alas after the first five minutes I could tell it was not for me and that what I was watching ... |
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Half-Good: Ninja Assassin
Rorie sifts through the gallons of blood to surface out the half-good chunks of this ninja action flick. |
| forum | Half-Good: Ninja Assassin | JoeyF |
| review | A bit of a mess (2 out of 5) | MrWright |
| review | Bad But Fun (1 out of 5) | hardcoregeek |
| forum | Favourite "WTF This is ridiculous" moment | Rallier |
| news | The MTV Movie Awards Happened | Alex |
| review | Ninja's, Gore and Interpol? (4 out of 5) | Genkkaku |
| review | A Stylish & Blood-Drenched Excercise in Nonsense (2 out of 5) | Daemon |
| review | Holy Fuckshit That Ninja Just Totally Killed That Guy (3 out of 5) | Olivaw |
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| Name | Ninja Assassin |
| US Release | Nov. 25, 2009 |
| UK Release | Jan. 22, 2010 |
| AUS Release | March 4, 2010 |
| Runtime | 99 |
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| Rating | R |
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Box Office
Domestic $38,122,883 Foreign +$23,467,369 - = total worldwide gross $61,590,252
- - a reported budget of $40,000,000
- = a 54.0% net profit of $21,590,252
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In today's dollars
Domestic $38,122,883 Foreign +23,467,369 - = total worldwide gross $61,590,252
- - a reported budget of $40,000,000
- = a 54.0% net profit of $21,590,252
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