No Country for Old Men Quotes (2007)

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Ellis Whatcha got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
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Llewelyn Moss How long would you look for your two million dollars?
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Llewelyn Moss Boots are fine, but I need everything else.
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Carson Wells Do you even know how crazy you are?
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"Man who hires Wells" How dangerous is he?
Carson Wells Compared to what, the Bubonic plague?
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Llewelyn Moss If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss Well then I'll tell her myself.
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Nervous Accountant Are you going to shoot me?
Anton Chigurh That depends. Do you see me?
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Carla Jean Moss I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss Well I got a good feeling, so that should even out.
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Carla Jean Moss What's in the satchel?
Llewelyn Moss It's full of money.
Carla Jean Moss Yeah, that'll be the day.
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Man who hires Wells Did I say you could sit?
Carson Wells No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.
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Llewelyn Moss You keep running that mouth I'm gonna take you in the back and screw you.
Carla Jean Moss Big talk.
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Anton Chigurh What's the most you've lost in a coin toss?
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Deputy Wendell It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
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Sheriff Ed Tom Bell And then...I woke up.
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Loretta Bell Be careful.
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell I always am.
Loretta Bell Don't get hurt.
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell I never do.
Loretta Bell Don't hurt no one.
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell Well. If you say so.
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Anton Chigurh What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Gas Station Owner Sir?
Anton Chigurh The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Owner I don't know. I couldn't say.
Anton Chigurh [Chigurh flips a quarter. Covers his hand] Call it.
Gas Station Owner Call it?
Anton Chigurh Yes
Gas Station Owner For What?
Anton Chigurh Just call it.
Gas Station Owner Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
Anton Chigurh You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Owner I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Owner No
Anton Chigurh 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Owner Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh Everything.
Gas Station Owner How's that?
Anton Chigurh You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Owner Alright. Heads then.
Anton Chigurh [Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the coin is heads] Well done... Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Owner Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
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Llewelyn Moss Hello?
Anton Chigurh Yes?
Llewelyn Moss Is uh, Carson Wells there?
Anton Chigurh Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come see me.
Llewelyn Moss Who is this?
Anton Chigurh You know who it is. You need to talk to me.
Llewelyn Moss I don't need to talk to you.
Anton Chigurh I think you do. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn Moss Why would I care where you're going?
Anton Chigurh I know where you are.
Llewelyn Moss Yeah? Where am I?
Anton Chigurh You're in the hospital across the river, but that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?
Llewelyn Moss Yeah, I know where you're going.
Anton Chigurh Alright
Llewelyn Moss You know she won't be there.
Anton Chigurh It doesn't make any difference where she is.
Llewelyn Moss So what are you going up there for?
Anton Chigurh You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
Llewelyn Moss Nope
Anton Chigurh I think you do. So this is what I'll offer - you bring me the money and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable, same as you. That's the best deal you're gonna get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't.
Llewelyn Moss Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all.
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Carla Jean Moss You don't have to do this.
Anton Chigurh People always say the same thing.
Carla Jean Moss What do they say?
Anton Chigurh They say, "You don't have to do this."
Carla Jean Moss You don't
Anton Chigurh Okay [Chigurh flips a coin and covers it with his hand] This is the best I can do. Call it.
Carla Jean Moss I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sitting there. I knowed exactly what was in store for me.
Anton Chigurh Call it.
Carla Jean Moss No. I ain't gonna call it.
Anton Chigurh Call it.
Carla Jean Moss The coin don't have no say. It's just you.
Anton Chigurh Well, I got here the same way the coin did.
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Deputy Wendell You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.
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Carla Jean Moss Llewelyn?
Llewelyn Moss Yeah?
Carla Jean Moss What are you doing, baby?
Llewelyn Moss I'm going out.
Carla Jean Moss Going where?
Llewelyn Moss There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.
Carla Jean Moss And what are you going to do?
Llewelyn Moss I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.
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Anton Chigurh Would you hold still, please, sir?
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $74,283,625
    Foreign +97,343,541
  • = total worldwide gross $171,627,166
  • - a reported budget of $25,000,000
  • = a 586.5% net profit of $146,627,166
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