True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
Okay ladies the secret of good BJ's is focus. I don't care if you're talking about your husband of ten years or just some sailor you met down at T.G.I. Friday's a couple of months ago. He never did call me back but left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. Guys don't tell on other guys, that's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Alright. Good talk. I'll see you out there.