| Jerry Stahl | People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "Showing up on Maury." |
| Nicky | If I were Percodan where would I be? |
| Damian | I agree with Jerry that the damage is ir..re..prepable. |
| Jerry Stahl | Some stories you can tell, some you spend the rest of your life trying to pretend they never happened. |
| Jerry Stahl | I say fuck the lovable puppet! This guy is a web-toed metaphor for the American dream gone bad. I see Mr Chompers as a modern-day Tom Joad. |
| Domestic | $1,171,001 |
| Foreign | +$0 |
| Domestic | $1,171,001 |