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Absolutely Hilarious First Review of Piranha 3-D

Topic started by Vapnik on Aug. 18, 2010. Last post by CashBailey 1 year, 9 months ago.
Post by Vapnik (43 posts) See mini bio
Courtesy of British tabloid sleaze rag, News of the World:

PIRANHA 3D is a disgusting piece of sleazy trash aimed at the type of banana-peeling, bum-picking morons who live a house with bars on the front and a tyre swing in the corner.

And basically, I loved every second of it.

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You know when someone keeps repeating the same word over and over again, it eventually loses all meaning?

Piranha 3D does that, but with boobs.

Boobs, a-bouncing to the left. Boobs, a-jiggling to the right. Boobs, rammed in your face. Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.

By the film's end, even the basic concept of boobs seems completely baffling.

They're like wibbling flesh jellies with little pointy hats on top. What do they do? Why do they exist? Who knows? Or cares? 
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Watch this sick filth now.

Full review here:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/entertainment/film/913124/piranha-3d-review.html
It's worth a look if you want to be persuaded to go see Piranha 3D (I am).
Edited 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by nofx4208 (1,423 posts) See mini bio
yeah, boobs are pretty cool.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by zudthespud (221 posts) See mini bio
holy shit I need to go see this film.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Joe (1,514 posts) See mini bio
Piranha 3D, I'm boobs sorry for boobs being cynical boobs about you. You've boobs sold me.
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Vapnik (43 posts) See mini bio
@Joe said:
" Piranha 3D, I'm boobs sorry for boobs being cynical boobs about you. You've boobs sold me. "
Hahaha!
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by sissylion (871 posts) See mini bio
I hope the 3D effect is good. 3D boobs are way better than flat (heh) boobs. 
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Mistress_Redhead (2,848 posts) See mini bio
@Vapnik: HAH epic, BOOBS! I must admit I secretly want to check this film out ;)
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Vapnik (43 posts) See mini bio
@Mistress_Redhead: Forget secretly, I openly want to check this out! Preferably with a few drinks in me, but still...
Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by Mr_skeleton (941 posts) See mini bio

Does the fact that I would totally watch a movie called "Boobs 3D" make me a bad person?

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago
Post by CashBailey (1,568 posts) See mini bio
 The folks at Lake Havasu want to ensure the dumb-asses out there that it doesn't actually have an infestation of piranha:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2010/08/piranha-3d-lake-havasu-tourism.html

Although they may want to let people know that it most definitely does have an infestation of camel toe...
 
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Name Piranha 3-D
US Release Aug. 20, 2010
UK Release Aug. 27, 2010
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    Domestic $25,003,155
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  • = total worldwide gross $83,188,165
  • - a reported budget of $24,000,000
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