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| Spring Break Partier | Hey you think you could take it easy on h.... | |
| Julie Forester |
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If you boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week. Okay? |
| Brett | Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt! |
| Danni |
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Nice horn. |
| Laura Forester |
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Thanks, nice boobs. |
| Danni |
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Thanks. |
| Laura Forester |
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I'm wearing a training bra but it's kind of itchy. |
| Danni |
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Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for? |
| Laura Forester |
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My brother Jake. He's seventeen, he will like your boobs too. |
| Danni |
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They all do. |
| Derrick Jones |
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Sunscreen ?!? Andrew, Kristal, we don't need sunscreen. We need body paint, we need condoms, we need Ready Whip. You tell her 10 AM tomorrow, I want her bleached, blonde booty at the marina. Gotta get my first shot off by noon. So bright and early baby. Make sure those titties are nice and perky. Uhhh !! |
| Laura Forester |
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You talk funny. |
| Derrick Jones |
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Yea, well you're short. |
| Jake Forester |
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What if I give you guys the cash for the babysitting? |
| Laura Forester |
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60 bucks and you got a deal. |
| Jake Forester |
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What, 60 !?! I'm only getting paid 40. |
| Laura Forester |
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20 dollar deception surcharge. |
| Zane Forester |
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Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin? |
| Andrew |
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It's like fish with boobies. |
| Derrick Jones |
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If fish looked like that I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish. |
| Julie Forester |
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So you should probably warn them that it's not too pretty down there. Tourists treat this lake like it's a garbage can. |
| Novak |
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How you guys doing? Sheriff says it's a regular treasure trove down there. So, I got dibbs on the spent bottles of Axe body spray and back issues of Juggs. |
| Paula | I got dibbs on home appliances. | |
| Sam | I got dibbs on missing college girls. |
| Paula | Oh my god, this is the longest one I've ever seen! | |
| Sam | Can you keep your mind on the task at hand ? |
| Sam | Baby, I'm like an eel. An electric eel. I get into such tight spaces, it's shocking! |
| Sam | Something bit me. | |
| Paula | Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff! |
| Derrick Jones |
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It's not cheating if it's with another girl! |
| Novak |
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Oh my yes! Oh my! Oh my. Excuse me but is that a fucking piranha? |
| Julie Forester |
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Carl? It's not the only one. |
| Novak |
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There are thousands of them. Thousands! And they are pissed! |
| Mr. Goodman |
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Piranha hunt in packs. Not for protection but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack. |
| Deputy Fallon |
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The Sheriff has declared an emergency. |
| Party Goer | Don't worry we've got beer over here. |
| Wet T-Shirt Host | Hit it Chocolate Thunder! |
| Derrick Jones |
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Jake, they took my penis. They...took my penis. |
| Mr. Goodman |
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The piranha you left with me has no mature reproductive organs. |
| Julie Forester |
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What are you talking about? |
| Mr. Goodman |
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The piranha that killed those divers, the ones that you are hunting for they're not fully developed. They're the babies. |
| Novak |
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Babies?... Huh. Where are the paren.....(grabbed by parent piranha). |
| Jake Forester |
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What's going on over there? |
| Julie Forester |
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Whatever you do, do not go into the water. |
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Box Office
Domestic $25,003,155 Foreign +$58,185,010 - = total worldwide gross $83,188,165
- - a reported budget of $24,000,000
- = a 246.6% net profit of $59,188,165
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In today's dollars
Domestic $25,003,155 Foreign +58,185,010 - = total worldwide gross $83,188,165
- - a reported budget of $24,000,000
- = a 246.6% net profit of $59,188,165
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