Piranha 3-D User Reviews

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Reading over the reviews for this film have gotten to me. The negative reviews, delivered by the brandy snifterin’ know-n-so’s of the blogerati could not be helped, but what has irritated me the most are the “man of the people” Joe “Bob” Briggs-types who, while still granting a positive review, ...

My boss made me  and other employees watch Piranhas as a form of punishment. I was expecting to completely hate this movie the moment i sat down, but i was surprisingly enjoyed by it. Piranha 3-D was a classic throwback to the 80's horror movies that i grew up loving. ...

i have never seen the original movie so i went into this expecting a fun time. And thats what i got, i got lots f bloody some really cool deaths and naked cheicks (it was taken place at spring break what do you expect ?) this movie is not so ...

There was a time when all you needed for a horror film was a handful of young actresses willing to take their clothes off, buckets of fake blood and a mildly interesting premise to string it all together. For the last decade horror films have, in general, taken a more ...

Gaaah! Piranha! Undeniably, Piranha 3D is supposed to be a campier version of Jaws. Jaws is a modern retelling of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Due to the transitive property, Piranha 3D is Moby Dick and therefore high art that will live through the ages. No, I'm kidding. Still, it's pretty ...

 Piranha 3D is Jaws on steroids.  This movie Goes all out on the gore factor plus the sex factor plus the cheese factor, and it’s a lot of fun. No, he's not trying to shoot the people. It's fish he's after The premise of this movie is super simple.  At ...

Dear reader, forego this review and ask yourself one question: are you willing to pay $13 to have a digitally rendered, 3D penis spit in your face?  If your answer was not immediately no, and you are still reading this, continue and discover why "Piranha 3D" might just be the ...

Such a horribly bad plot is hard too find elsewhere, but in the horror/comedy genre mindless entertainment is allowed to stay clear of normal standards. As long as it goes all in you can't really complain, and rarely have you seen a flick squeeze so much blood, gore and gratuitous ...