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Who the hell brought Paul W.S. Anderson back?

 I seen Resident Evil: Afterlife in eye popping, brain melting, body destroying 3D. Which is actually my first film in 3D. I find it funny that Paul W.S. Anderson directs this and the first which are my least favourite from the series. Both quite boring. The main problem I have with ...

Reviewed by Aarny on Sept. 10, 2010
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Really is a nice tech demo for 3D

I think we all know the drill here. Step Up 3-D is a film just to get money out of the 3D gimmick. I knew before watching that the story will be bad, but the dancing will be good. That's exactly how this film is. It is extremely well made, ...

Reviewed by Aarny on Aug. 10, 2010
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Oddly paced and disappointing

After seeing the star studded cast for this movie I was wondering why the hell it was straight to DVD. Sadly, the movie doesn't live up at all to the actors. Quite disappointed by this waste of a movie.  Most of the actors do their jobs fairly well, especially the ...

Reviewed by Aarny on Aug. 6, 2010
Stupid jokes and typical plot

Grown Ups is exactly the film I thought it was going to be. Full of immature jokes, toilet humour and people making fun of other people. Pretty much every comedy Adam Sandler has ever been in then. I found these type of movies hilarious when I was younger, but I ...

Reviewed by Aarny on Aug. 4, 2010
2 out of 3 found this review helpful.
Corpse-like

I was hoping for this to be at least okay, but I was disappointed. The star filled cast of Liam Neeson, Justin Long and Christina Ricci isn't enough to save this boring "thriller".   After a horrible accident Anna Taylor (Christina) wakes up in a morgue to be greeted by ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 27, 2010
1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
Well this came out of nowhere

I'm glad I watched this movie. I had no clue as to what it was about before and I thought it was going to be some lame slasher flick, but surpsingly it's much more than that. It has a great story that makes you use that brain that gets switched ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 27, 2010
1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
These colours, man....

Suspiria is a weird film. Some parts of it feel alot older than it should, but other parts feel almost brand new. It was odd to watch to say the least.   The thing that first stood out to me was the colour of the film. It is very vibrant looking. ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 24, 2010
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Fake beards all round!

Even before watching this I knew I was in for something that wasn't going to be good. Unsurprisingly enough it wasn't good! Nope. Not one bit. Clash of the Titans is a CGI filled, super serious and boring film. Needs more beards I think.     Sam Worthington is Perseus. Son ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 23, 2010
3 out of 3 found this review helpful.
Get my pies out of the oven

I'm glad these movies are staying in the good area. They really make for a good watch. I expect when I hit DVD territory they'll go downhill, but so far they're still good. Under Siege is no exception. Here we have Steven Seagal playing a cook (hell, even I figured out ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 23, 2010
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
I think I'm missing something

After hearing the praise of how suspensful this movie is I was excited to watch it. It saddens me to say that I am disappointed. I wasn't really in suspense at all during the movie. I was interested in what was going on, but I wasn't having a heart attack. ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 22, 2010
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Edward Norton is top notch

Edward Norton is always great in every film he is in. Leaves of Grass is no different. He is perfect playing both Bill and Brady Kincaid. Which I thought was the movies best part. Seeing Edward play both the brothers on screen at one time (which was very convincing) and ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 21, 2010
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
I never thought I'd see the day

I never expected the infamous Uwe Boll to stray far from terrible video game adaption and make a watchable film, I really didn't. It seems he has finally realised he can't just exploit some German tax thing for all of his life. He's pulled his head out of his rear ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 20, 2010
2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
Great cast and well written

It's not often you get a comedy  that has such a fun plot and is this brilliantly written all in the one finely made movie. City Island does this mix well and then some. It has a great set of characters to boot. None of the main characters are unlikable. ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 20, 2010
1 out of 2 found this review helpful.
Fun but unoriginal movie

This movie seem to be the kind of movie that would be nowhere near as good with a different cast. Steven Carell and Tina Fey come to mind when you think of hilarious TV shows and their careers in comedy translates well into this film. There are numerous cameos throughout ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 19, 2010
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Brutal and action packet

It's getting increasingly harder to review these movies as they all follow the same basic formula. Hero is a cop, hero finds out about illegal things, bad guys attack his family/friends, exposition, climax. That said, Marked for Death is definitely the best so far. It features the best fight scenes, ...

Reviewed by Aarny on July 18, 2010
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

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