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2 weeks, 5 days ago
BjornTheUnicorn
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Avengers *Spoiler*-Filled Discussion
on the The Avengers board.
While I was watching it 2 minor little plot things popped up for me:1. When Thor and Iron Man was fighting, they left Loki completely alone. Probably not a good ideaand2. When Iron Man guided the missile through the portal, why couldn't he have let go before entering the portal? BBesides that; holy shit what an awesome movie. @Ghost_of_GhostDad: I think some people thought it was either Red Skull or ...
2 weeks, 5 days ago
BjornTheUnicorn
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Marvel's The Avengers is breaking records already. .
WAIT IT'S NOT AT THE CINERAMADOME WHAAAAAT
4 weeks ago
BjornTheUnicorn
replied to the topic
The best part about AMC Dine-In Theatres: RESERVED SEATING
on the General Discussion board.
Assigned seating has been the status quo in LA for a while, and sometimes it can be nice. We don't have any fork & screens here, however.
1 month ago
BjornTheUnicorn
commented on
nofx4208's
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Television as I Know it: Key and Peele (Comedy Central).
@nofx4208: hah sorry about that I should've quoted it. On topic: I haven't seen a full episode but from the clips I've seen on youtube they guys are hilarious. Also Reggie Watts does the theme and that's really cool.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
BjornTheUnicorn
commented on
nofx4208's
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Television as I Know it: Key and Peele (Comedy Central).
I'm pretty sure many-a West Wing episodes ARE Aaron Sorkin on coke.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
One time I saw Adam Sandler walking down the 3rd Street Promenade with his daughter on his shoulder and my friend said "ohey Adam Sandler" and he went "what's up, fellas?!" and high-fived us. That makes him a pretty cool guy, despite WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOINGADAMSANDLERJACKANDJILLWHAT??? Most of it probably relies on the fact that whenever he does something interesting nowadays it doesn't make much money.Also, welcome to screened! Have fun and don't ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
BjornTheUnicorn
replied to the topic
Nickelodeon loses to Disney since 1995
on the General Discussion board.
Yeah Nick doesn't have any new programming really and Spongebob has really only released maybe 5 episodes a year since like 2003.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
@vinsanityv22: i'm looking through these comments and see no cynicism really to speak of in them. People are being cautious (as is probably logical for a Dreamworks movie) but overall positive. What exactly is your problem with the site?
1 month, 3 weeks ago
I legitimately don't know.
2 months, 1 week ago
Oh yeah Rorie I saw Kicking & Screaming last week and totally dug it. So that's something.
2 months, 1 week ago
This is one of my childhood favorite's and is a movie that only gets better in subsequent viewings. It also introduced me to the Coen Bros, which is something to be incredibly thankful about.
3 months ago
BjornTheUnicorn
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MasterPr0phet's
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Annual Oscar Predictions: They Really Kinda Suck This Year..
I felt like this year was a great year for more genre-oriented features, yet the movies in the award-winning department were lacking. There were still some very good award-type movies that got completely snubbed (Drive, Young Adult.) Seriously though, how did Drive only get nominated for Sound Editing? This year seems to be a spectacularly boring year and will probably get the Academy to rethink how they're doing things, so ...
3 months ago
I'm still gonna see this anyways, Ghibli is Ghibli. The next projects of theirs seem very interesting, with Miyazaki making a movie inspired by the Japanese earthquakes and Isao Takahata (the oft-forgotten Ghibli co-founder) directing his first movie since My Neighbors The Yamadas. I'm pretty excited.
3 months, 1 week ago
So here's my bet for the ending: The film will cut to black after he either rings the doorbell to the house of the "one that got away" or, slightly more optimistically, will cut to black after "the one that got away" smiles at Steve Carrell.
3 months, 1 week ago
BjornTheUnicorn
replied to the topic
How to deal with post-season depression
on the General Discussion board.
The spin-off isn't too far away I don't believe. A show that is sorta like Avatar (anime-inspired, mixture of dark and light humor) would be Samurai Jack, which isn't on Netflix though.
3 months, 1 week ago
BjornTheUnicorn
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VinceNotVance's
blog post
This isn't a Best Films of 2011 List. (Or maybe it is?).
I kinda disagree with you on the whole Drive, thing, but that's kinda why I love the movie so much. Nothing plotwise in the movie is unpredictable at all, yet still I was tense watching it because of the way it was presented and how the characters acted. I didn't find the gore to be distracting at all, and I thought the movie striked a beautiful balance of style vs. ...
3 months, 2 weeks ago
BjornTheUnicorn
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Flap_jackson's
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The Terry Tates: The Best & Worst of the 2012 Super Bowl Ads.
The dog who was WeeGo is my friend's dog. He's the next Uggie I tell ya!
3 months, 2 weeks ago
I loved World's Greatest Dad and this seems like it but slightly less dark (dark of the depressing variety at least) and maybe a bit more satirical, so sign me up.
3 months, 3 weeks ago
BjornTheUnicorn
completed the It's My Vision quest.
Sometimes a director gets incredible freedom to create their magnum opus. Sometimes they learn it's good to have some boundaries.
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New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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I hate a lot of things about British people, but the way they say "lieutenant" is the absolute worst.
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