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- A time travel story with no time travel, Sound of My Voice is intimate science fiction with only one concern: constructing a smart, incredibly acted puzzle for viewers to lose themselves in.
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- Watch a "Transformers" DVD instead
- The Dictator
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- Sacha Baron Cohen tries to recapture the glory of his prior foreigner-in-America culture comedy, but a lack of heart and diminishing returns on the successful gimmick turns this into a movie of decent jokes a decade too late.
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bmarie82 (Level 17)
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1. Flash Gordon
if you say flash, I will most likely respond with AhhAHH |
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2. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas in a movie about living fossils fighting each other?! I can't loose! |
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3. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Yeah, I like bad Megalodon movies. And John Barrowman's completely not sexy pickup lines |
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4. Space Mutiny
Punch Rockgroin! Big McLargeHuge! Bob Johnson! It's soooooooo bad!! <3 |
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5. The Final Sacrifice
Rowsdower!!!! |
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6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
I suppose I should admit that I've seen none of the last 3 without the aid of Mystery Science Theater 3000 |
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7. House of Wax
I honestly don't think this movie is very bad, it's just classic VP B movie mayhem. but I put it on this list because Vincent seemed to be the only one who cared about 'Acting' in any sense |
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8. Dawn of the Dead
Why, dear God WHY did that biker want to take his blood pressure so very bad? I know there are those out there who will argue that this is a classic and I understand exactly the social statement that Romero was making but when you get right down to watching it the acting is hammy and the plot is quite silly |
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9. Resident Evil
If I'm sitting around bored and this is on the cables, I will probably watch it. It's not particularly bad but you wouldn't call it good so it's on the list |
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10. Manos: The Hands of Fate
Oh Torgo.... |
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11. Troll 2
I'm convinced this movie was actively made to be bad so it could steal the title of 'worst movie ever made' from Manos. I mean seriously, no one could act that bad without doing it on purpose. |
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12. The Phantom of the Opera
this one almost didn't make the cut b/c it's quite a bit of punishment but watching it is like having a really awesome battle scar, you can brag about your suffering for the rest of your life. |
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13. Soultaker
I can't describe the Man's boss's face. You must see it for yourself. |
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14. Hobgoblins
Hooobgoblins, Hooobgoblins, what do you do with those Hooobgoblins? |
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15. A League of Their Own
I have a strange relationship with this movie. I loved it as a kid, saw it last year and thought 'oh Gawd what was I thinking?' but at the same time it was such fun to riff, So I don't even know if it belongs here but there you are |
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