I know there is a section for quotes in the wiki, but I would love to know your all time fave quotes of Psych so far.
Mine are ( that I can remember anyway)
"My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."
"Hello ladies and gentlemen. I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora...Borealis. There are over 400 stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. And that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctapusim. Ah, yes, our glorious constellations. There they all are, take a look. Over here we have...one with a guy holding some sort of thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish. Notice, straight, straight above you: the hammer of Jeff. And over there in the South-north, you'll see Monkey With Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. Oh look! There goes an asteroid. Comet. It's what they named that cleaning solution after. I know it may stink when you leave it in the sink, but boy oh boy does it clean!"
Lassiter: You are free to believe what you want.
Shawn: Please don’t say that to Gus. Nah, he’ll just tell you that Michael Jackson isn’t dead.
Gus: He learned how to fake his death from Lisa Marie.
Shawn: Which implies that Elvis is still alive.
Gus: Elvis died two years ago. Is there no end to your gullibility? I told you that two years ago.
Gus: He was a captive in the shoe shop, Shawn.
Shawn: No, Gus, no. No. I am not having this conversation with you, now or ever.
I love all the names Shawn gives Gus, especially:
Gus T.T. Showbiz, Chocolate Columbo, Schoonie "U-Turn" Singleton, Lavender Gooms, Lemongrass Gogulope, Squirts MacIntosh, Gus "Silly-Pants" Jackson, Methuselah Honeysuckle, Shutterfly Simmons, Chesterfield McMillan, Felicia Fancybottom, Tan, Longbranch Pennywhistle