circle (Level 26)

"Diane, never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish."

"This is the accounts department, the number bods. Do not be fooled by their job descriptions, they are absolutely mad, all of ‘em. Especially that one, he’s mental. Not literally of course, that wouldn’t work."

"I just blue myself."

"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos."

"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That's what she said."

"Did everything just taste purple?"

"Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro"

"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

"Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America?!"

"You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?"

"What the fuck did I do?"

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"The game's out there and it's play or get played"

"Tonight's the night"

"Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!"

"I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant."

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!"

"Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay."

"Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?"

"I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone."

Jonah

"I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, nothing ever will. So right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass, you know? I'd appreciate it, I really would."

"Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay."

"We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded."