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8 months, 1 week ago
@PurpleCandy said:Why don't you like X-Men evolution? It's actually kinda witty and more simple than X-Men TAS. X-Men tas is memorable, but X-Men evolution is easier to understandI wrote a blog about X-Men Evolution, actually.http://www.screened.com/profile/delta_assault/review-x-men-evolution/118-5259/
8 months, 1 week ago
Delta_Assault
created a blog post Review: The Expendables 2.
Well, The Expendables 2 is certainly an improvement over the first movie, which I thought was pretty damn terrible. The entire concept of this franchise is that it's supposed to harken back to the glorious action flicks of the 80s, and therein lies the problem. Their very existence begs comparison to those testosterone-infused classics, and that's not a battle the Expendables can win. These movies are nowhere near as good ...
8 months, 4 weeks ago
Delta_Assault
created a blog post Review: The Amazing Spider-Man.
This movie was... not that amazing. And I gotta say, James Horner's score was truly horrific. Just completely out of place for most scenes. It's pretty much one heroic/inspirational motif that just gets used over and over and over again, when it just doesn't really fit at all. Elfman's score for Raimi's movies wasn't the most memorable thing ever, but it's way better then what Horner gave us. What happened ...
10 months, 1 week ago
Delta_Assault
reviewed
The Amazing Spider-Man.
Not So Amazing: This movie was... not that amazing. And I gotta say, James Horner's score was truly horrific. Just completely out of place for most scenes. It's pretty much one heroic/inspirational motif that just gets used over and over and over again, when it just doesn't really fit at all. Elfman's score for Raimi's movies wasn't the most memorable thing ever, but it's way better then what Horner gave us. What happened ...
10 months, 1 week ago
I did not care for Finding Nemo at all. Dory and the father were both irritating as all get out.
10 months, 1 week ago
Predator has no foibles. In fact, I prefer it to Die Hard.
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Delta_Assault
reviewed
Prometheus.
Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing: Well, just watched Prometheus. Yeah, it wasn't good. Yeah, I gotta agree with the naysayers. My summation of the plot: SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.Alien drinks liquid and dissolves himself for no reason. Spaceship lands on a planet and finds an alien fortress. Crew go into the fortress. They leave the fortress. Bad things happen. Crew go into the fortress. They leave the fortress. Bad things ...
11 months ago
Delta_Assault
created a blog post Review: Prometheus.
Well, just watched Prometheus. Yeah, it wasn't good. Yeah, I gotta agree with the naysayers. My summation of the plot: SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.Alien drinks liquid and dissolves himself for no reason. Spaceship lands on a planet and finds an alien fortress. Crew go into the fortress. They leave the fortress. Bad things happen. Crew go into the fortress. They leave the fortress. Bad things happen. ...
11 months ago
Delta_Assault
reviewed
Monsters, Inc..
Middling fare from Pixar: Finally got around to watching Monsters Inc. I've seen about half of Pixar's movies, and this was one that just slipped under my radar. My reaction... it's okay. I think it's charming and all, but... there were so many things I just didn't understand about this universe. Why are all the monsters terrified of kids? This doesn't make any sense because the monsters all have jobs to scare kids. Their ...
11 months ago
Delta_Assault
created a blog post Review: Monsters Inc.
Finally got around to watching Monsters Inc. I've seen about half of Pixar's movies, and this was one that just slipped under my radar. My reaction... it's okay. I think it's charming and all, but... there were so many things I just didn't understand about this universe. Why are all the monsters terrified of kids? This doesn't make any sense because the monsters all have jobs to scare kids. Their ...
11 months ago
Little Shop of Horrors.
11 months ago
I thought the reboot was terrible.
11 months, 1 week ago
That's funny, she doesn't look Japanese.
11 months, 3 weeks ago
Delta_Assault
reviewed
Drive.
Well worth a drive: I finally watched "Drive" last night. Heard a lot of buzz about it, both negative and positive, and finally saw it on instant streaming. An arthouse approach doesn't always work for me. But when it all comes together in a cohesive whole, like in Drive, it works. And boy, it really worked here. This is obviously one director's unique vision, and he went and crafted everything specifically to that vision ...
1 year ago
Delta_Assault
created a blog post Review: Drive.
I finally watched "Drive" last night. Heard a lot of buzz about it, both negative and positive, and finally saw it on instant streaming. An arthouse approach doesn't always work for me. But when it all comes together in a cohesive whole, like in Drive, it works. And boy, it really worked here. This is obviously one director's unique vision, and he went and crafted everything specifically to that vision ...
1 year ago
I guess it couldn't keep its viewers... awake.
1 year ago
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This is most definitely not the "Aliens" of the Predator series.
@fernandoabel said: I enjoyed the movie, but you do make some valid points. The jungle, Topher Grace, the questions risen on earth from the disappearence of a death row inmate, and Larry Fishbourne fatness are great observations. I'm recommending you.Thank you, good sir. I hope you enjoy my other reviews.
1 year ago
Delta_Assault
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Can you think of anything good to say about Christopher Lambert?
on the Christopher Lambert board.
He was in Highlander. Highlander's a good movie.
1 year ago
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Daniel_Newton
11 months ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
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Alex
1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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RHCPfan24
1 year ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
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MattBodega
1 year, 2 months ago
Now I just need to overload 80 more shields and kill another 800 enemies, and I'll have S ranked ME3! Neat!
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Spacetrucking
1 year, 5 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIto5mwDLxo Oh, very droll, Sir Humphrey
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