Erotolepsy (Level 25)

RT @swvoracious Marination Station and Portlandia Not As Pretentious As You Would Think http://t.co/HsmZFEJ5
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the first person to make a "jump the shark" joke gets dropped into the pit of used syringes.
1 month ago
That's nice, but now I can't stop thinking about Chuck Norris's "personal editor." Is it literally just a guy who edits movies down to fundamentalist-friendly pablum for his kids, or does Chuck also use him for his own personal media consumption? Like does he pay someone hourly to pick out anything that isn't Walker, Texas Ranger re-runs, World of Warcraft commercials or Mitt Romney attack ads out of his TiVo ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
This is good: I only watch trailers if I can be assured there will be a loud "BRRRRRRRRORRRRW" noise prominently featured.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
This is amazing. Easily the best piece of viral advertising for a film I've ever seen, imo. Not only was it captivating, it set the tone for the movie perfectly, drew in new audiences with the TED affiliation, and gave a lesson in cinematography that most big budget directors nowadays would do well to pay mind.I... I think I'm going to cry.
2 months, 3 weeks ago
@monoceros4: The idea that Lucas is a pompous windbag that'll take any critical validation he can get is inarguable.But this train of thought of separating the Original Trilogy's basic structure from Joseph Campbell's ideas of monomyth just because Lucas didn't meet him goes back to the infuriating "Star Wars is Lucas' baby because he did all the work and made the whole movie himself with his bare hands uphill both ...
3 months ago
This movie is going to make Karate Dog look like Cop Dog!
3 months, 1 week ago
@privateirontfu said:@Atary77 said:Kinda wanna see what he said on Reddit now despite the fact I normally avoid that site.He thought 'Ask Me Anything' meant ask him anything about his new movie. So he didn't want to answer personal questions about his life, and Reddit users got all pissy. Because they're all 12 year olds, apparently.The fact that Reddit users can be total entitled dicks isn't even under scrutiny, but COME ...
3 months, 2 weeks ago
I will not be seeing this film due to the nauseating levels of altruism and childish self-indulgence involved in galvanizing a personally adored property with capital that could be used to serve the interests of a more competent, more determined producer, which would in turn cultivate a more competent, more determined society. Ha, just kidding, I won't be seeing it because it'll be fucking horrendous.
3 months, 2 weeks ago
Fun Fact: The Nova Scotian terrorist in tonight's episode of Archer was voiced by Robb Wells, or Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys fame.
3 months, 3 weeks ago
Wait. They seriously aren't tying this into Smallville in any way? None of this adaptation crap makes any goddamn sense anymore. We all know this is just going to be another drab, paint-by-numbers procedural with a cheap Green Arrow costume laid over it for "brand recognition" and some form of built-in audience. We've all learned to swallow this pill by now, that sort of thing should be literally incapable of ...
4 months, 1 week ago
Erotolepsy
RT @swvoracious Marination Station and Portlandia Not As Pretentious As You Would Think http://t.co/HsmZFEJ5
4 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
How great is it that Nicolas Cage is present in the two greatest anthropological records we have of what shopping malls in the 1980s looked like?How dare you. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is at least up there, if not transcendent.
4 months, 3 weeks ago
Erotolepsy
RT @swvoracious 611 Supreme and Tintin Prove America Doesn't Ruin Everything http://t.co/jSoRG5IC
4 months, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
Erotolepsy
RT @swvoracious Dirty Jobs and The Honey Hole: A Match Made in Suggestively Named Heaven http://t.co/vPTRYbgW
4 months, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
After doing voice work for that nigh-uncontrollable crappy video game, I sincerely doubt Murray is all that down on Ghostbusters. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if the price wasn't right for him.
5 months ago
Erotolepsy
RT @swvoracious The Lucky Diner's Chicken and HBO's Luck Are Two Sure Bets http://t.co/aTRMeKR5
5 months ago via Twitter
Don't forget Luck!Having Dustin Hoffman, Dennis Farina and Nick Nolte on their payroll probably didn't help with having a whole lot of spare cash to throw these shows' way.
5 months, 1 week ago
I must be one of the extremely few people who love the stadium sequence, exactly BECAUSE it looks so out of place with the rest of the series. If you really are at a loss as to why the scene sees seems so place, do yourself a favor and look at basically every other still frame in either Batman Beyond or The Dark Knight -- greys, cool blues, dark yellows, ...
5 months, 1 week ago
Erotolepsy
http://t.co/bUJZWftk I notice that they cleverly omitted "I read in Reader's Digest that..."
5 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
This... actually looks pretty promising. You've got OG Cobra Commander doing OG Cobra stuff like defacing the White House and you've got The Rock primed for the same thunder he brought to the sagging Fast and Furious franchise. Also, it looks like they're drawing back on the "cram as many GI Joe members into the storyline as humanly possible so we can sell more toys" front, and keeping a tighter ...
5 months, 2 weeks ago
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New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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Lemon 3 weeks, 4 days ago
Decided I'm just gonna watch @ohhaimlissa play Assassins Creed: Brotherhood.
RHCPfan24 3 weeks, 5 days ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).

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