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femiboy34 (Level 15)
R&B in rap songs makes me curdle up like rancid milk.
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I was surprised how unshitty Abraham Lincoln was.I also started recapping all episodes of Bunheads (Bunheads, For Fanny, Inherit The Wind) because yes.
10 months, 3 weeks ago
femiboy34
reviewed
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Far from a Chernobyl. : “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” reveals the consuming vengeance for his mother’s death at the hands of a vampire as Lincoln’s drive. This catalyst leads him to pursue the office of the presidency and fight the bloodiest war in American history, and while the cost was great and the challenge seemingly impossible, his quest -- the complete eradication of the Southern vampire gentry -- would result in a nation united.Or so ...
10 months, 3 weeks ago
femiboy34
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10 months, 4 weeks ago
femiboy34
created a blog post Thoughts on Bunheads 103 - "Inherit the Wind".
Oooooooh yeah. This show just hit the “let's get jiggy with it ” button. After feeling unsure about the first two episode's mind-kersploding cliff hangers – Hubbel is dead, Michelle inherits everything he owned -- this third episode not only ended with a neat splash rather than a cardiac arrest, but it also had some nice developments tucked into the plot proceedings.I know I've brought the endings up so much ...
10 months, 4 weeks ago
@VioletEyedDragon: Oh, that was a mistake, thanks. And what themes are there? Please enlighten me.
11 months ago
Uh... I don't know if I want to roll my eyes or laugh in astonishment. After the last episode's risky yet intriguing series premiere hook -- the death of a supposed lead role, Hubbel -- the show was destined for some really tangible plot proceedings, some of which played out as one would expect. But for this episode to eerily parallel its predecessor in terms of plot points AND twist ...
11 months ago
I saw MIB3. Yeah, its late.
11 months ago
I agree. Just... yes, everything so 1,000,000,000% correct. But the movie still held back to much to enjoy in the theatres.
11 months, 1 week ago
@cmpLtNOOb: I don't consider the show anywhere near dark. More slightly shocking than dark.@Bigheart711: Yeah I agree, the pilot was good. I would just need a little bit more in terms of humor and maybe a strong give-and-take between Michelle and Fanny, which is sure to come in the second episode. These types of shows are outside of my usual tastes, so its surprising that I even considered watching it ...
11 months, 1 week ago
@Suedehead: I never said the average music listener enjoyed her. I just don't see the "wow" factor that people who do like her derive from the music. And I know nothing about the Beatles (Is it John MacCartney and Ringo Lennon? Ehhh?), so my "extensive knowledge" of music is very false; I was just lucky to have picked up a Best of Kate Bush vinyl record a year back, and ...
11 months, 1 week ago
@Suedehead: So having a personal opinion of music that's contrary to the average makes me "hipster?" Sucks to your assmar, man. You clearly only use Pitchfork as a buzzword for pretentious flowery writing. I am NOWHERE NEAR that level of compounded creative bullshit they produce. Watch yo'self, son. *snaps fingers*
11 months, 1 week ago
femiboy34
created a blog post Thoughts on Fiona Apple's "Tidal.".
She was raped at twelve years, an experience so traumatic that she remained depressed for years.This lyric puts the situation in a tasteful manner: “He washed ashore, and he took my pearl/and left an empty shell of me,” but clearly being 19 years old and sexually distraught results in heavy personal and outward distrust.I wonder how she feels about the record now at 34 years old. Was it therapeutic, or ...
11 months, 1 week ago
femiboy34
created a blog post Regina Spektor scares me..
Regina Spektor is fucking weird. My God. What is wrong with her.I downloaded her newest album, What We Saw From The Cheap Seats, based on hearing a snippet of “All The Rowboats” on NPR. Being the pretentious asshole I am, there was no stopping the wide-eyed anticipation for its summer release.However, to steel myself for the “greatness” that would be this album, I listened to her highest critical effort, Soviet ...
11 months, 1 week ago
femiboy34
created a blog post Regina Spektor scares me..
Regina Spektor is fucking weird. My God. What is wrong with her.I downloaded her newest album, What We Saw From The Cheap Seats, based on hearing a snippet of “All The Rowboats” on NPR. Being the pretentious asshole I am, there was no stopping the wide-eyed anticipation for its summer release.However, to steel myself for the “greatness” that would be this album, I listened to her highest critical effort, Soviet ...
11 months, 1 week ago
femiboy34
created a blog post Thoughts on 'Bunheads' Series Premiere..
I watched this new show called “Bunheads” last night on a sketchy website which shall not be named. Since the themes were pretty feminine and non-manly, figured that I get it out in the open unless people find out about it later on when I run for public office or something.Overall, the show is decent. Its about a showgirl named Michelle who hates her job because of her flat chest ...
11 months, 1 week ago
femiboy34
reviewed
Men in Black III.
A sequel in the MIB-shaped hole.: The Men In Black are back with their third installment, although from the past, into the future. While nostalgia and two hours of air-conditioned entertainment give this film more than enough reason for a viewing, the film merely offers the same, although enjoyable, franchise-related trappings, and with less embrace than the first two films.Men In Black 3 takes opportunity of its franchise’s ten-year hiatus by pushing the storyline forty years ...
11 months, 1 week ago
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jackanderson
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Feast your eyes on The Month In Movies UK for April 2013! http://www.screened.com/profile/jackanderson/the-month-in-movies-uk-april-2013/118-7865/
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2 months, 3 weeks ago
Please check out my Oscars blog! http://www.screened.com/profile/cherrybomb/cherrys-choice-2013-academy-awards/118-7811/
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ShadowKnight508
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Say a prayer for my terminally ill grandmother, who is losing her battle with lung cance.
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PatVB
6 months, 3 weeks ago
I spent the entire weekend petting a pretty puppy. That was pretty cool.
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