The world has ended and everyone you know and loved has now turned to a brain hungry zombie, well almost everyone. These remaining members of the living race are all out of bubblegum.
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1. Batman
Gadgets galore to fight zombies with, cave after cave to hide out in, not to mention no family members to gunk up the emotions during a heated zombie fight. |
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2. Darth Vader
Sure he's evil but when it comes down to it his force powers will be focused on the living dead for the time being. And being mostly robot also helps with any pesky zombie bites that may come his way. |
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3. 'Macho Man' Randy Savage
He has plenty of slim jims for those long food-less nights and will elbow drop any zombies coming his way...FROM THE TOP ROPES! |
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4. Rodney Dangerfield
It takes a Zombie invasion for Mr. Dangerfield to get some respect. In those dark times everyone will need a few jokes to keep spirits bright. |
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5. Nada
As long as I don't pack any bubble gum in the survival pack, the zombies won't know what hit them. |
Needs more Bruce Campbell. You can never have enough Bruce Campbell :)
@Killjoi: That wouldn't be to fair for the zombies. Give them a chance!
You need Samuel L Jackson, You can't go wrong with Samuel L Jackson.