|
|
1. Josh Holloway
John McClane: Simply put, I want to see this guy in everything. He has an undeniable charisma, looks good with his shirt off, he's a man's man, and he has a great accent. List any trait of John McClane, and I think Josh Holloway can pull it off. |
|
|
2. Christoph Waltz
Hans Gruber: Is there any other choice? Plus, this actor is actually German! |
|
|
3. Yvonne Strahovski
Holly Gennaro McClane: Good looking, innocent and still totally capable of slapping your ass. |
|
|
4. Chuck Liddell
Karl: Insert your choice of tough guy sport here. Wrestler, MMA, etc. Liddell just has a haircut that screams I'm going to smash your face in. |
|
|
5. Ice-T
Sgt. Al Powell: Have you ever seen SVU? The guy makes a surprisingly good police detective, and has a voice that sounds good over a walkie-talkie. |
|
|
6. Steve Coogan
Richard Thornburg: Having had experience playing both massive douches and news anchors, Coogan adds a nice sliminess to the role. |
|
|
7. C. Thomas Howell
Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: It's a role that can be filled by most anybody. I just want to keep him away from directing more Asylum films. |
|
|
8. Rob Riggle
Harry Ellis: This guy is a great at playing douches. Since Ellis is one of the great douches in film history, I figured this would be a great fit. |
|
|
9. Ken Watanabe
Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi: Is this racist? Probably too small a role for Watanabe, but he just scream rich Japanese guy. |
|
|
10. Simon Pegg
Agent Johnson: Ah, the duo of Johnson & Johnson. Slimy, slightly comedic and memorable. Let's just add more comedy to it. Only downside would be watching them die. |
|
|
11. Nick Frost
Agent Johnson: See above. But does Frost make a believable government agent? Screw it. He's funny. |