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Die Hard Remake Cast List
Let's face it, the rebooting of Die Hard just isn't going to work. It takes them years to get one off the ground, and then it's just kind of mediocre when they do it. So, let's just kiss our Bruce Willis goodbye and remake it. I would personally pick Justin Lin currently because he's one of the, if not the best action director working today, but the man behind the camera doesn't matter. It's going to happen, so here's my picks for the new cast.
1. Josh Holloway

John McClane: Simply put, I want to see this guy in everything. He has an undeniable charisma, looks good with his shirt off, he's a man's man, and he has a great accent. List any trait of John McClane, and I think Josh Holloway can pull it off.

2. Christoph Waltz

Hans Gruber: Is there any other choice? Plus, this actor is actually German!

3. Yvonne Strahovski

Holly Gennaro McClane: Good looking, innocent and still totally capable of slapping your ass.

4. Chuck Liddell

Karl: Insert your choice of tough guy sport here. Wrestler, MMA, etc. Liddell just has a haircut that screams I'm going to smash your face in.

5. Ice-T

Sgt. Al Powell: Have you ever seen SVU? The guy makes a surprisingly good police detective, and has a voice that sounds good over a walkie-talkie.

6. Steve Coogan

Richard Thornburg: Having had experience playing both massive douches and news anchors, Coogan adds a nice sliminess to the role.

7. C. Thomas Howell

Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: It's a role that can be filled by most anybody. I just want to keep him away from directing more Asylum films.

8. Rob Riggle

Harry Ellis: This guy is a great at playing douches. Since Ellis is one of the great douches in film history, I figured this would be a great fit.

9. Ken Watanabe

Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi: Is this racist? Probably too small a role for Watanabe, but he just scream rich Japanese guy.

10. Simon Pegg

Agent Johnson: Ah, the duo of Johnson & Johnson. Slimy, slightly comedic and memorable. Let's just add more comedy to it. Only downside would be watching them die.

11. Nick Frost

Agent Johnson: See above. But does Frost make a believable government agent? Screw it. He's funny.

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