gangly (Level 28)

And the great work begins...

I originally wanted to order these flicks according to my scores, thus seeing what I actually like best, and that still may happen, but for now, I must accomplish a weirder project.

An English haiku for every film I've seen. Yes, this is pointless, but so are asses, and I can't get enough of those.

Enjoy!

	1. Hellraiser Cenobites scared me. Now I'm into S&M. Black leather from hell!
	2. Lord of Illusions Oh shit, what happened, that guy's got a HUGE forehead. Magic cult? Yes please!
	3. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Elvira's acting, might be better than her tits. What have I become?
	4. Die Hard First seen on TV. Yippee-ki-yay, censorship. My feet hurt so good.
	5. 300 First time I saw it, fun, pretty, and action-packed. Every time since, sucked.
	6. 2001: A Space Odyssey Kubrick's main lesson, don't teach computers to sing. It's fucking creepy.
	7. A Clockwork Orange Brilliant violence. But really Stan, must you taint "Sing'in in the rain"?
	8. Akira So yeah, I get it. Teddy bears and milk - kid's stuff. Still fucking creepy.
	9. Aladdin Weird pop references. But that's Robin Williams. Wait, he's a genie?
	10. The Little Mermaid I cry every time. Because she just wants to be, part of your world, jerk!
	11. The Lion King Ripped off from Hamlet, or Kimba: The White Lion, the songs still kick ass.
	12. Mulan
	13. Hercules
	14. A Nightmare on Elm Street
	15. The Nightmare Before Christmas
	16. Mortal Kombat
	17. Silent Hill
	18. True Stories
	19. The Baxter
	20. Alien
	21. Aliens
	22. Alien³
	23. Alien Resurrection
	24. Alien vs. Predator
	25. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
	26. Apocalypto
	27. Resident Evil
	28. Avatar
	29. Back to the Future
	30. Batman
	31. Batman Returns
	32. Batman Forever
	33. Batman & Robin
	34. Batman Begins
	35. The Dark Knight
	36. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
	37. Blade Runner
	38. Casino
	39. Goodfellas
	40. Donnie Darko
	41. Donnie Brasco
	42. Blow
	43. Raging Bull
	44. Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock 'N' Roll Generation Saved Hollywood
	45. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
	46. Demolition Man
	47. Fargo
	48. Hard Eight
	49. Magnolia
	50. There Will Be Blood

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