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gelatinabomination (Level 22)
To hug the mountain. To envelop the mountain.
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But still, Fuck Nick. That was a joke. Please don't. Because he's sick.
But still, Fuck Nick. That was a joke. Please don't. Because he's sick.
1 month ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
I feel guilty that Nick Breckon is sick. I didn't do anything, nor have I ever met him. But still, I think I am responsible. #GetWellNick
I feel guilty that Nick Breckon is sick. I didn't do anything, nor have I ever met him. But still, I think I am responsible. #GetWellNick
1 month ago via Twitter
@not_a_bumblebee: Oh god yes
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gelatinabomination
Can't wait to delve deep into the mysteries of #phaedrussecrethole What awaits me there? Only Phaedrus knows.
Can't wait to delve deep into the mysteries of #phaedrussecrethole What awaits me there? Only Phaedrus knows.
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This work of art has yet to see a Blu Ray release.
on the Bad Boys II board.
This is a fucking travesty. We need to rally around this injustice!
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The Action Portfolio: A Tribute To All Things Slam And Bang
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@MrMazz What, no love for The Glitch Mob bit in the middle?
1 month, 3 weeks ago
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gelatinabomination
reviewed
The Raid: Redemption.
One of the best. Ever.: I know what a large statement the title above is. I don't have very many qualifiers for it. Simply, The Raid (I refuse to add the "Redemption" subtitle) is one of the greatest action movies ever. The Raid applies to "less is more" school of storytelling, and the "more is more" school of action. The movie is around 120 minutes, and, although I wasn't counting, I'm pretty sure only 10 ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
gelatinabomination
Best thing of the day: A dude playing the "achievement unlocked" sound on his phone right after the final kill of The Raid. Good job, sir.
Best thing of the day: A dude playing the "achievement unlocked" sound on his phone right after the final kill of The Raid. Good job, sir.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
Got out of seeing John Carter, going to see The Raid instead. DOUBLE SCORE.
Got out of seeing John Carter, going to see The Raid instead. DOUBLE SCORE.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
God damnit. I love Genndy, but have a real problem with A-Sand.That's what I call Adam Sandler now, you guys. A-Sand. Catch the fever!
1 month, 4 weeks ago
gelatinabomination
I know I'm late to the party, but my heart goes out to the Giant Bomb team. Good luck, guys.
I know I'm late to the party, but my heart goes out to the Giant Bomb team. Good luck, guys.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
I know I'm late to the party, but my heart goes out to the Giant Bomb team. Good luck, guys.
I know I'm late to the party, but my heart goes out to the Giant Bomb team. Good luck, guys.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
http://t.co/OCHrkaUF comes up on my browser before hulu does. I'm either the best person or the worst one. @CAntista @hEnereyG
http://t.co/OCHrkaUF comes up on my browser before hulu does. I'm either the best person or the worst one. @CAntista @hEnereyG
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
Everybody! Listen to Cape Crisis: Episode 2: Earth 69! It's about comics and shit. Get ravaged by the #hulkdick
Everybody! Listen to Cape Crisis: Episode 2: Earth 69! It's about comics and shit. Get ravaged by the #hulkdick
2 months, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
gelatinabomination
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Homestar Runner could be returning
on the General Discussion board.
I spent many years watching Homestar Runner as a kid. In my opinion, it's the precursor to shows like Adventure Time; they're both shows with a strong sense of strangeness at their core, making for something that kids and adults can like. Unfortunately, there hasn't been a real episode of HSR since November of 2009. Thankfully, our long national nightmare is over! Matt Chapman, via twitter, released a (very blurry) ...
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