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1. Mickey Rourke
Saying you want to drink with Mickey Rourke is dangerous, but what a way to go. |
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2. Nick Nolte
You don't get a mugshot like his without a great time before. |
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3. Gary Busey
I'd also punch faces with Busey. |
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4. Jake Busey
Like father, like son |
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5. Robert Downey Jr.
Maybe he could bring the Iron Man suit. Just saying.. |
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6. Samuel L. Jackson
That's right, mofo! |
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7. Bill Murray
This guy has a direct line to my funny bone. |
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8. Clint Eastwood
Get off his lawn. |
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9. Chuck Norris
A note is not needed. |
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10. Danny DeVito
I honestly believe that the character of Frank from Always Sunny is the one time we have seen him NOT acting. |
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11. Kurt Russell
This is Screened after all.. |
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12. R. Lee Ermey
I like to be insulted when I drink. |
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13. Jack Nicholson
He is the motherfucking shore patrol! |
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14. Christopher Walken
This would be awesome. Just not on a boat or with Robert Wagner. |
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15. Al Pacino
PANTS! |
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16. Mel Gibson
We'd totally rape a six pack of beers. |
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17. Sylvester Stallone
If the shooting of guns somehow causes an enormous body count along the way.. that'd be fine. |
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18. Christian Bale
I want to list all the people who've played Batman because that's irony, but I'll take outburst Bale over the others because it's fucking distracting. |
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19. Mickey Rooney
He WAS the number one star in the world. Now he's almost 90 and batshit crazy. |
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20. Liam Neeson
I need a patriarchal figure on this list. This, however, probably won't end so well for him. |
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21. Lester Speight
All aboard the pain train, baby! Woo woooooooo! |
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22. Terry Crews
Who doesn't want to party with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? |
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23. Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Cool Game Fold Gate Blum Gone Jeff Gold Gone Gate Fold Jeff Jeffgate Blumgold |
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24. Sam Rockwell
The most unappreciated actor of our generation. I'm hoping I can channel the anger over this into a drunken night of firearm festivity. |
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25. Gary Oldman
Mostly if he gets super crazy weird Norman Stansfield when he drinks. |
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26. Nicolas Cage
I hesitated to put him on this list. Mostly because I'd probably be buying the drinks for his broke ass. |
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27. Edward James Olmos
He could bark out "do yer job" or teach me calculus along the way. Either way, totally awesome. |
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28. Michael Ironside
See you at the party, Richter. We'll drink it up and then go shoot stuff. |
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29. Lance Henriksen
I mostly want to get him drunk enough so he'll explain why he was in Super Mario Bros. at all. |