Hawkeye (Level 26)

I just asked Alex and Rorie over the phone a Justin Bieber question. Yay, I guess?
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Hawkeye commented on staceywi's staff review The Cabin in the Woods .
@litrock said: EDIT: Here is said review. Warning you now, I spoil nearly every goddamn plot point in the film. Go see it before you read it, you won't be sorry.Seriously, guys. You need to hire Litrock. Compare his review to this, then check out all the other content he's been dumping on the site (for free, I might add).
1 month, 1 week ago
Why Litrock isn't being paid to write for Screened is honestly beyond me.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
It's not like this is going to be Tarantino's last movie either.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
@CrimsonAvenger said: @Napalm said:Did you guys never watch The Three Stooges when you were younger? This shit is in-line with that, and that shit was awesome!I've actually seen all 190 of their shorts they made while at Columbia and most of their feature films from the 60's, and just about everything else Three Stooges. That's why I'm excited but I'm betting most people haven't seen much of their stuff. But ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Hawkeye commented on BermanBraun's article Trailer: Total Recall.
Cool cool. I'm legitimately interested in seeing this. There are obviously going to be a lot of naysayers against remakes no matter what, but I think it's a really interesting premise for an action movie that's become rather laughable when people see Schwarzenegger being...well, Schwarzenegger. I think a serious remake is what this premise needs.  Anyway, I'm hoping Screened continues pumping out news, trailers, and reviews, along with the usual ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
@gangly: That was, without a doubt, one of the longest 8 minutes I've ever sat through. I kept waiting for them to do something else. Oh well, to each their own I guess.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Hawkeye wrote to litrock.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
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1 month, 3 weeks ago
Hawkeye completed the Ducks in a Row quest set.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
Hawkeye completed the Viva la Revolucion! quest.
Are you now or have you ever been a part of a conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States? Find yourself some followers.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
Hawkeye replied to the topic A Front Page Feature Request on the Editing & Tools board.
It could maybe be incorporated into the weekly Community Showcase, but right now I don't think Rorie can edit much on his own since he's now pretty much the only person running the site.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
He also wrote (or at least co-wrote) The Life Aquatic and, more importantly, the slightly more kid-friendly (except kinda not) The Fantastic Mr. Fox with Wes Anderson. I think his recent work on Fantastic Mr. Fox may have somewhat influenced this decision.
2 months ago
@CrimsonAvenger said:I'd rather see it cancelled then have the show go down even more in quality. It just isn't the same anymore without Steve Carrell.But it can't go down even more in quality if it's been cancelled. You have to pick one.
2 months ago
But Rorie, people are dumb and kinda misinformed. If we were to incorporate your voting system, everyone would probably just vote for Huck and Tom cause they've at least heard of it and know the idea is stupid, so even then you still wouldn't get your wish.
2 months ago
Except Coca-Cola has a ton of sugar that's just going to dehydrate her even more.
2 months ago
I'm going to just go with what Rorie usually says on twitter and respond with "YOU'RE LIVING"
2 months, 1 week ago
You can't just solve the homeless problem by saying, "But everyone already has a home!" Okay, but they're still homeless bums wandering the streets. That's why they're homeless. As in, they lack homes, holmes.
2 months, 1 week ago
Hawkeye replied to the topic The new Tested launched on the Off-Topic board.
I had mixed feelings at first, but man, did you guys read Adam's first post? For crying out loud, it's a tumblr blog post. You'd think his first post trying to appeal to the community wouldn't be a personal story about his life that has little to do with technology.
2 months, 1 week ago
Hawkeye replied to the topic Im going to cry. on the General Discussion board.
For those that missed it, Rorie just tweeted a bit more: "I can't explain how crazy this day has been except to say that I'm going to have to hold off posting this thing for a bit. Trust me when I say that this has been the most bizarre week of my life."
2 months, 1 week ago
HAHAHA! That little guy punched that kid in the nuts! And then he did it again! And again! HAHAHAHA! WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
2 months, 4 weeks ago
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litrock 5 days ago
I was on a podcast with some friends! What did I talk about? Movies, of course. Check it out if you care here: http://www.badlandgirls.com/2012/05/episode-17-clubbing-with-my-coven.html
Alex 1 week, 3 days ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Daniel_Newton 1 week, 3 days ago
Really surprised how good Mysterious Girlfriend X is. Tried it to see how weird it is and now it's probably my favourite this season #anime
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Undeadpool 1 week, 3 days ago
At some point you begin to drift away from your past...but then the worthwhile parts start coming back to you. And that's great.
nofx4208 1 week, 4 days ago
Someone literally spraypainted spherical rocks for this gumball machine. Never buy "Jaw-Buster Bubble Gum" #iamachild #adumbonetoo #dum-bone
CrazyCraven 1 week, 4 days ago
Today is not the day for things to be going so wrong. I'm to tired and frustrated to deal with this kind of BS.

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