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Hjels (Level 16)
So far, it's been a good day in the pre-apocalyptic wasteland.
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Hjels
Ever wondered if Scatman John in slow motion is awesome? It is! So you should listen to @LaserTimeShow podcast. http://t.co/dn2QbjjE
Ever wondered if Scatman John in slow motion is awesome? It is! So you should listen to @LaserTimeShow podcast. http://t.co/dn2QbjjE
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
I invaded some dude yesterday and stole his stuff. I felt dirty, but more than a little exhilarated. Just like life. #DarkSouls
I invaded some dude yesterday and stole his stuff. I felt dirty, but more than a little exhilarated. Just like life. #DarkSouls
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
Shit. I think I just lost an accountant from my followers list. Come back, I didn't mean it!
Shit. I think I just lost an accountant from my followers list. Come back, I didn't mean it!
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
I've heard it asked why PC gamers call their computers "rigs". Allow me to explain:
I've heard it asked why PC gamers call their computers "rigs". Allow me to explain:
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
The word *rig* makes you feel like a Man. The word *computer* makes you feel like an accountant.
The word *rig* makes you feel like a Man. The word *computer* makes you feel like an accountant.
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
About to write my first sex scene. Has it changed since the 90's, or is it still about interlocking parts and awkward fumbling? #research
About to write my first sex scene. Has it changed since the 90's, or is it still about interlocking parts and awkward fumbling? #research
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
I made a Star Wars mod for Civ 2 about a hundred years ago. I wonder if there actually is a copy left out there somewhere.
I made a Star Wars mod for Civ 2 about a hundred years ago. I wonder if there actually is a copy left out there somewhere.
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
QTMT6: I confess my deepest, darkest gaming crimes, and hoo-boy are they dire. http://t.co/fxna65fE
QTMT6: I confess my deepest, darkest gaming crimes, and hoo-boy are they dire. http://t.co/fxna65fE
1 year ago via Twitter
Hjels
My mirror revealed a truth I suppose I've always known this morning. My face needs some kind of facial hair. #itsnotgrowingbackfastenough
My mirror revealed a truth I suppose I've always known this morning. My face needs some kind of facial hair. #itsnotgrowingbackfastenough
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
Like most failures in my life, this one has been spectacular. Not a single reply. Come on, people. http://t.co/INqxd32i
Like most failures in my life, this one has been spectacular. Not a single reply. Come on, people. http://t.co/INqxd32i
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
Furious Genoa fans demand the players surrender their shirts. A tearful Beppe Sculli intervenes. Incredibile. http://t.co/wUdzvMEE
Furious Genoa fans demand the players surrender their shirts. A tearful Beppe Sculli intervenes. Incredibile. http://t.co/wUdzvMEE
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
Ever wanted to write a #webcomic ? Think you're funny? Prove it! Visit the blog, and get your name on QTMC10. http://t.co/MazX7sBa
Ever wanted to write a #webcomic ? Think you're funny? Prove it! Visit the blog, and get your name on QTMC10. http://t.co/MazX7sBa
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
By the time we solve the problems with long distance space travel, we'll probably have depleted the resources we need to make it happen.
By the time we solve the problems with long distance space travel, we'll probably have depleted the resources we need to make it happen.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
Thought experiment: I finish my fantasy trilogy, and you sit down and not only read it but actually enjoy it.
Thought experiment: I finish my fantasy trilogy, and you sit down and not only read it but actually enjoy it.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
Book 1 intorduces the characters in their youth. Book 2 takes them into adulthood and old age, while pitting them against an ancient evil.
Book 1 intorduces the characters in their youth. Book 2 takes them into adulthood and old age, while pitting them against an ancient evil.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
How mad would you be if book 3, the epic conclusion took place several undred years later, with a whole new set of characters?
How mad would you be if book 3, the epic conclusion took place several undred years later, with a whole new set of characters?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
On a scale of "meh" to "I'll hunt the writer down and make him eat his book, one page at a time." Be honest.
On a scale of "meh" to "I'll hunt the writer down and make him eat his book, one page at a time." Be honest.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
If you're a fan of shameless self.promotion, this is your lucky day. New comic strip is on the blog. http://t.co/76pnoIDt
If you're a fan of shameless self.promotion, this is your lucky day. New comic strip is on the blog. http://t.co/76pnoIDt
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Hjels
New comic! I have it on good authority that "it's just not funny, Hjels". Who can argue with an endorsement like that? http://t.co/RuZpiXQj
New comic! I have it on good authority that "it's just not funny, Hjels". Who can argue with an endorsement like that? http://t.co/RuZpiXQj
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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jackanderson
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Feast your eyes on The Month In Movies UK for April 2013! http://www.screened.com/profile/jackanderson/the-month-in-movies-uk-april-2013/118-7865/
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11 months, 1 week ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
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Kelleth
1 year ago
I came here for ponies but I got distracted by the Obama Gundam, And Phillip's long lost hot twin xD #KamenRiderW #MLP http://t.co/QBEPWd7k
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fernandoabel
1 year ago
Vamos que se agradece tu elegancia, tus ojos trashumantes, tu fragancia. Vamos y no le demos al final tanta importancia.
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Alex
1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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