HURGHT (Level 7)

i bet i could really disappoint some diaper fetishists
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it's going to be weird when i leave the house for social reasons for the first time (whenever that will be) since march 31st
1 year ago via Twitter
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protip: don't tell people that you are hanging out with that you haven't left your house in over a month
1 year ago via Twitter
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on the plus side so far as i know my car gets literally infinity miles to the gallon
1 year ago via Twitter
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i need to buy new pants. if i tighten my belt to match my actual waist i look like i'm wearing an adult diaper or something
1 year ago via Twitter
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i bet i could really disappoint some diaper fetishists
1 year ago via Twitter
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today i woke up and my first thought was "let me tell you about the sex dream i had in detail, good friend"
1 year ago via Twitter
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not sure how to feel about her encouragement, sex, life in general
1 year ago via Twitter
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phew downloading this in flac really helps bring out the castanets i'm gonna cum now
1 year ago via Twitter
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idiophones are the only way i can orgasm
1 year ago via Twitter
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if i'm seriously going to start getting sex headaches regularly i just...i don't even know
1 year ago via Twitter
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my sister is picking up a temporary job at the place where i get my hair cut with the older woman that gave me her number.
1 year ago via Twitter
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i DO need a haircut and i AM more or less at the end of my rope here so let's just see how things play out
1 year ago via Twitter
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some older woman hoping for a young man full of endurance and fire and life the walls of her dreams crumbling down with each weeping thrust
1 year ago via Twitter
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i'm going to eat so too much tonight and lie in that place for the/with the millionth time and thought. at least i haven't started drinking.
1 year ago via Twitter
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my face is less sore and i've finally stopped sneezing
1 year ago via Twitter
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why are the only spontaneous things i genuinely want to do with my life the ones that cause me the most anxiety
1 year ago via Twitter
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jamie was right, this is in fact a pretty good song
1 year ago via Twitter
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is my heartrate being deadguy slow a sign of my ascension into lance armstrong godhood or just my metamorphosis into torpor incarnate
1 year ago via Twitter
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i feel bad for spookin' people, i should probably be more aware of my phrasing and such. 4:40 is a good time for bed
1 year ago via Twitter
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oh god
1 year ago via Twitter
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Status Updates
Daniel_Newton 11 months ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
Alex 1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Systech 1 year ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
RHCPfan24 1 year ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
Rorie 1 year, 2 months ago
Man, PR emails are getting weird. http://t.co/kHQU2Mmm
MattBodega 1 year, 2 months ago
Now I just need to overload 80 more shields and kill another 800 enemies, and I'll have S ranked ME3! Neat!
Matt 1 year, 3 months ago
Porchetta sandwich from RoliRoti is awesome-licious! http://t.co/h29dN7yA
Spacetrucking 1 year, 5 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIto5mwDLxo Oh, very droll, Sir Humphrey
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