iAmJohn (Level 14)

About to drink myself into oblivion, if someone wants to come save me from myself.
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iAmJohn
About to drink myself into oblivion, if someone wants to come save me from myself.
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
Would've been nice if Obama came out in support of Gay Marriage when people started asking him the question four fucking years ago.
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
RT @bkmacaulay: "This is a miscarriage of justice!" -Kenan
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
I have now started All That. It's not funny and also questionably racist.
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
Like this, but on loop for four horrifying hours. #hdsports http://t.co/AHu6sIpv
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
This music show's promo, by the way, is a BAD AS FUCK URBAN FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, with CG circa 1988! #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
And now I'm watching Hasidic Hardcore punk Rockaway Beach. It's surprisingly not terrible! #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
And now someone's bad home video of an Orthodox reggae rapper. There's not really a flow to these music choices. #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
I guess it's fitting that my hash tagging has had a glaring typo this whole time. #americaschosennetwork
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
No, thank YOU, JewDa Makabi. #americaschosennetwork
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
#americaschosennetwork http://t.co/DDFwyT5m
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
"God blesses those who help Israel." Well alright then, lay it all out like that, cancer commercial. #americaschosennetwork
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
KOSHER ORGANIC RANCHERO #americaschosennetwork
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
What's the point of classic Candid Camera reruns if you're gonna edit out the theme song? #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
And now we're watching a video from Yeshiva University acapella group The Maccabeats. #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
A Jesus Christ Superstar advertisement on Jewish Life Television. Uh... I think you're targeting the wrong audience. #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
"Enjoy yourself, because your guests are certainly going to enjoy the dessert. Or your family; they deserve something nice also."
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
These Jewish moms on Everyday Kosher Cooking are really good at making me feel bad for not being nicer to my family.
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
Good evening, I'm David Susskind. #onlyonjltv #americaschosennetwotk
1 year ago via Twitter
iAmJohn
Watching endless amounts of Jewish Life TV with @bkmacaulay. Missing u, bb @wrbrand. Xoxo <3
1 year ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton 11 months, 1 week ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
Ozone 1 year ago
Well, this isn't good. http://t.co/b82YLYUl
ZombiePie 1 year ago
In case you left earlier, @bradshoemaker is finally playing Diablo III on the Giant Bomb Livestream: http://t.co/0QbcuRQf
Alex 1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Systech 1 year ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
RHCPfan24 1 year ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
Rorie 1 year, 2 months ago
Man, PR emails are getting weird. http://t.co/kHQU2Mmm
MattBodega 1 year, 2 months ago
Now I just need to overload 80 more shields and kill another 800 enemies, and I'll have S ranked ME3! Neat!
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