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jackanderson (Level 26)
The UK Box Office Report is not happening this week, folks. I'm burnt out, it's been a crappy week.
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jackanderson
The UK Box Office Report is not happening this week, folks. I'm burnt out, it's been a crappy week.
The UK Box Office Report is not happening this week, folks. I'm burnt out, it's been a crappy week.
6 hours, 36 minutes ago
jackanderson
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Screened Community Box Office Winners League: Weekend Of May 25th
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Thanks for all the predictions so far, folks! You've made this a bigger success than I thought (and hoped) it would be. Of course, the true test is seeing how many of you stick it out for the next 11 weeks, but that'll come in due time.Here's the prediction table so far!FilmjackandersonobscurefanTopSteerMrMazzAcura_MaxFinalDasaMonkeyman04SuedeheadNIGHTCRAWLERRem25skiddmeaninoflife42Men In Black III$47.3 million$48.2 million$57.2 million$45 million$40.2 million$35 million$56 million$43 million$60 million$100 million$51.8 million$45 millionChernobyl Diaries$20.6 million$11.5 million$7.3 ...
11 hours, 47 minutes ago
I was in before this trailer, but now I'm super in!Also, Mary Elizabeth Winstead...(goes comatose from glee)
12 hours, 45 minutes ago
jackanderson
UK Box Office report will not be up until tomorrow as I have an exam in the morning.
UK Box Office report will not be up until tomorrow as I have an exam in the morning.
1 day, 5 hours ago
@staceywi: It didn't involve Jack Bauer interrogating The Delightful Children From Down The Lane with a mains powered lamp, if that's what you're thinking. It was the style, weapons, dangers and real time aspects of 24 crossed with the characters of KND. And I'm even in the process of rebooting it (what with my writing having come on a ways since I was 11, 7 years ago) with better writing ...
2 days, 2 hours ago
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G.I. Joe Retaliation: Release date moved so it is not a summer movie anymore. .
Why?! The movie is finished! The marketing campaign that was in full steam is now for nothing! It was set to come out in 1 f*cking month!And for what? 3D? The 3D train is gone! Long gone! It's passed you by! It's not in the same state... no, the same country... no... It's not even in the same frakkin universe as you! Why are you killing the traction of your ...
2 days, 2 hours ago
@staceywi 24 is your favourite show ever? Let's be best friends! It's not my absolute favourite show ever (oh, Firefly), but it was the second one I fell completely in love with (Codename: Kids Next Door was the first. I really miss that show). And by completely fell in love with, I mean "I wrote not totally crap Fan Fiction crossing 24 over with KND".I was a weird kid."TELL ME ...
2 days, 16 hours ago
jackanderson
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Screened Community Box Office Winners League: Weekend Of May 25th
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@obscurefan: Thanks, man! And thanks for the shout out on the MIB III thread too!To be honest, your predictions seem more accurate, especially on Chernobyl Diaries and Moonrise Kingdom which I believe I have overshot by miles. We'll see on Monday/Tuesday!
3 days, 6 hours ago
jackanderson
Surprise, folks! We are a go! Come partake in the Screened Community Box Office Winners League! http://www.screened.com/forums/general-discussion/8/screened-community-box-office-winners-league-weekend-of-may-25th/20547/
Surprise, folks! We are a go! Come partake in the Screened Community Box Office Winners League! http://www.screened.com/forums/general-discussion/8/screened-community-box-office-winners-league-weekend-of-may-25th/20547/
3 days, 6 hours ago
jackanderson
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Screened Community Box Office Winners League: Weekend Of May 25th
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So, apologies for the rather dry presentation style. It's my first time trying it (in addition to lack of video software and stuff) but I hope to make things better in the following 11 weeks (the last week, by the by, is Double or Nothing). Constructive feedback would be wonderful, just so you know!Anyways, my predictions! What? Just cos I'm hosting doesn't mean I can't get involved!FilmPredictionMen In Black III$47.3 ...
3 days, 6 hours ago
jackanderson
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Screened Community Box Office Winners League: Weekend Of May 25th
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Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the sport of Kings (and Queens, gender inclusive here, people)! A contest for the ages! A competition with prizes of absolutely no worth! Welcome to the Screened.com Box Office Winners League!For those of you previously unaware, the Box Office Winners League was a video feature last year that involved three Whiskey Media editors (Matt Rorie, Ryan Davis and Norman Chan) guessing how much each movie ...
3 days, 7 hours ago
@obscurefan: Right. Finally, it'll run for 8 weeks but should I start new threads for each week or should I keep it all in one thread? I'm leaning towards the former.
3 days, 15 hours ago
@obscurefan: Yay! Quick question: should it just be closest, or shall we institute Price Is Right rules (closest without going over)? Otherwise, I'm on it right now! I'm even drawing up a spreadsheet table for leaderboards and everything!
3 days, 16 hours ago
Yeah, I'm definitely in. That was aces.
3 days, 16 hours ago
jackanderson
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100 Things I Learned From 2012's Summer Movies
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24. Old people being casually racist works wonders all over the globe.25. Joss Whedon is the Maker.
3 days, 16 hours ago
So, since I was way, way off on Battleship, this is going to be a bit more conservative an estimate than last time.I'm going for $47 million. It may knock The Avengers off, but it will be damn, damn close if it does.By the by, I'm writing the opening week for the Box Office Winners League as I metaphorically speak! Expect it to pop up in the Forums (with all ...
3 days, 16 hours ago
Rihanna, in her “acting” debut as a Petty Officer on Alex's ship, will have to make her acting debut somewhere else.BOOM!!Good review, Mitch! You've really gotten the hang of this, recently!
6 days, 11 hours ago
jackanderson
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NBC Still Hates Community Especially Dan Harmon
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@skidd: Apparently, there's been a mass exodus of writers since his... let's just call it what it is, firing. And, allegedly, the writing process is almost entirely done by a writer's room. So, Harmon had a tonne of input.This is worrying...
6 days, 11 hours ago
Firefly is one that I am mixed on. On the one hand, Serenity proved that there was so much more this series could have done and that it really should have gotten a second season. On the other hand, I just find the whole show absolutely perfect as is and I always have this worry that it would somehow suck horrendously if brought back (incidentally, that's the series that got ...
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