jackanderson (Level 26)

£1,809,737 / £8,005,203 I said all I needed to say in my last report. So, for the next however many weeks this stays on the chart, I will be using the exact same stock phrase over and over and over again. Specifically, said phrase is... F*ck this movie.

£1,601,161 / NEW Saw this and reviewed it on Saturday and it... was... AWESOME! I loved every single second of it and have been thinking about it ever since I saw it. I wrote three whole pages for my review, but I feel like I could write 15 more about the film in great detail and in general! I loved this movie and severely regret both not giving in 5 stars and my inability to be able to see it again whilst it’s in cinemas. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, DO SO! I COMMAND THEE!!

£1,494,174 / £19,419,136 Nearly bought the book of this from Tesco the other day (what with it being £7 if I bought it with Headhunters, which I also skipped out on) but skipped out in favour of actually getting to eat at college that week. I’m fairly certain that I made the right choice, but I need reassurance. Which is better, Screened Pups? The Hunger Games book, or eating enough food to continue living? I’d love to hear your helpful thoughts on my very important dilemma in the comments below.

£1,477,517 / £12,840,803 Aardman. They’re popular and stuff.

£913,134 / £5,194,454 So, which is more likely to be better? This or Snow White & The Huntsman? I believe that they both look equally terrible, but, to be honest, I think this whole, “Take a fairy tale and spruce it up for modern times” sub-genre is one that needs to be killed with fire immediately. I am already sick of it.

£528,122 / £8,751,816 “F*CK YEAH, MOTHERF*CKER!!” You people really should have watched 21 Jump Street.

£495,768 / £7,197,617 You know what else I’d like to see killed with fire? Sam Worthington. But, unfortunately, we can’t always get what we want.

£273,338 / £18,518,872 Farewell, charming British actors/actresses being charmingly, casually racist in this nice looking movie of niceness! You will be missed! Sort of. For about five minutes. After that, we’ll have all moved onto Salmon Fishing In The Yemen. Such is the cruel and fickle life of being a “nice” movie.