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JokerSmilez (Level 25)
Went to bed at 10:30. Got up at 1am for Diablo 3 release. Servers busy. Gave up at 1:15, went back to bed.
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Went to bed at 10:30. Got up at 1am for Diablo 3 release. Servers busy. Gave up at 1:15, went back to bed.
Went to bed at 10:30. Got up at 1am for Diablo 3 release. Servers busy. Gave up at 1:15, went back to bed.
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
I know I tweet about food a lot, but Charleston Chews are awesome. They really are!
I know I tweet about food a lot, but Charleston Chews are awesome. They really are!
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."
"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."
2 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
Maybe I should "blow out my knee" as an excuse to not play Ultimate this year. I'm so bad.
Maybe I should "blow out my knee" as an excuse to not play Ultimate this year. I'm so bad.
2 weeks, 2 days ago via Twitter
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Wow, PAX badges totally sold out before I even knew they were on sale. Thanks @Official_PAX for letting me know...
Wow, PAX badges totally sold out before I even knew they were on sale. Thanks @Official_PAX for letting me know...
2 weeks, 6 days ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
So much for journalistic integrity. Oh wait, it's the Calgary Sun, they never had any. http://t.co/IncJFL48
So much for journalistic integrity. Oh wait, it's the Calgary Sun, they never had any. http://t.co/IncJFL48
1 month ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
All caught up on season 5 of Mad Men. Yup, still the best show on TV. By a mile.
All caught up on season 5 of Mad Men. Yup, still the best show on TV. By a mile.
1 month ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
I don't get how the Phoenix Coyotes fans think they're supporting their team by having everyone wear the Away team's colours.
I don't get how the Phoenix Coyotes fans think they're supporting their team by having everyone wear the Away team's colours.
1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
I'm pretty sure all transit busses are designed to be the least comfortable way to get anywhere. cc @calgarytransit
I'm pretty sure all transit busses are designed to be the least comfortable way to get anywhere. cc @calgarytransit
1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
First spring Ultimate game of the year tonight, cold enough for the Under Armour shirt. Oh, the chaffing...
First spring Ultimate game of the year tonight, cold enough for the Under Armour shirt. Oh, the chaffing...
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
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John Carter Is Now Officially The Biggest Bomb Of All Time.
Does anyone else think that Disney being so "upfront" about their losses and this films failure is their way of rubbing Andrew Stanton's nose in it, a sort of "we told you so"?
2 months ago
JokerSmilez
Gotta love when your @calgarytransit bus drives by your stop without wen pulling over.
Gotta love when your @calgarytransit bus drives by your stop without wen pulling over.
2 months ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
Finished moving into the new place. My back and feet are killing me.
Finished moving into the new place. My back and feet are killing me.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
Sometimes I need to go bed but then I start listening to music I haven't listened to in a while and the next thing I know, it's been hours.
Sometimes I need to go bed but then I start listening to music I haven't listened to in a while and the next thing I know, it's been hours.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
I think I just saw a guy drop an F-bomb on CNN. His mic cut off right as he did it and the woman next to him looked like he totally did.
I think I just saw a guy drop an F-bomb on CNN. His mic cut off right as he did it and the woman next to him looked like he totally did.
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
Most of my tweets are about how certain foods are awesome and this one is no different. Teddy Grahams are awesome!
Most of my tweets are about how certain foods are awesome and this one is no different. Teddy Grahams are awesome!
2 months, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
I just followed to a link to a @wired article and had my browser taken over by a full page flash video ad. No thanks.
I just followed to a link to a @wired article and had my browser taken over by a full page flash video ad. No thanks.
3 months ago via Twitter
JokerSmilez
.@willsmith on NYT's Path piece: "It should be required reading." "We didn't post it because we thought it was boring."
.@willsmith on NYT's Path piece: "It should be required reading." "We didn't post it because we thought it was boring."
3 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
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The Hole, It Gets Deeper: Now Lucas Says That Greedo Always Shot First, Even In 1977.
From the original script dated January 15, 1976:GREEDO: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time.HAN: Yes, I'll bet you have.Suddenly the slimy alien disappears in a blinding flash of light.Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath the table as the other patron look on in bemused amazement. Han gets up and starts out of the cantina, flipping the bartender some coins as he ...
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Photoset: buttermilkscone: Ummm… in Budapest they fought regular soldiers and not aliens? http://t.co/L9NkddxM
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