MasterPr0phet (Level 15)

Oh, Dark Shadows. I've spent the last few weeks cursing Burton and Depp for turning my beloved tv show into something that resembles a pile of excrement, just from that trailer. But you can't judge a book by its cover, nor can you judge a movie by the trailer released ...

For all the waiting we've done, the Marvel movie everyone has anticipated has finally arrived. The Avenger's swings its way into theaters across America, and I have to say it was well worth the wait.Now, I didn't think it was possible that the on-screen pairing of all of these heroes ...

Jason Segel strikes gold again. In fact, I'm positive that this man can't make a bad movie at this point. I've enjoyed just about everything he's appeared in, and with the exception of "Jeff Who Lives At Home", I've seen all of his movies on opening day, which is kind ...

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star is quite awful, as you would expect. That becomes evident in the first five minutes with its slew of crude and juvenile jokes. I'll also be honest and throw out there that I have never once really found Nick Swardson to be at ...

It's rather saddening to me that Michelle Williams performance as Marilyn Monroe was so over looked this year at the Oscars. Further, if I had seen this before I wrote my top ten, it would have easily cracked this list, that's for sure. That's not to say that My Week ...

The Sitter isn't necessarily a bad movie, but it isn't a good Jonah Hill comedy. Now I'm always down for some good laughs from Jonah Hill. Since Superbad, I've thought he is one of the better up and coming comedic actors. However, there are too many uneven moments in The ...

In a time where most comedies fail, "21 Jump Street" succeeds in almost every way possible. I haven't laughed quite this hard at a movie since, well "Horrible Bosses". The biggest thing that makes this movie work is the chemistry between Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, which is surprising considering ...

Justice League: Doom arrives as a very enjoyable adaptation of one of the more recent interesting comic storylines, albeit a rather short and at times confusing release. The reason I point out confusion, is that there are some rather big differences that are taken from the original storyline and here. ...

Two Stars is probably pretty generous to "The Woman in Black", but I'll be fair. Up until a certain point, I was really enjoying this movie. Then a gigantic plot hole starts to pile up the rest of this movie leading into the most mediocre ending I've seen in quite ...

I remember seeing House on basic cable several years ago as a child, and I don't know if I was enthralled with the cheesy 80's special effects, or what it was, but I must have enjoyed it quite a bit back then, because it doesn't live up to my memories ...

First of all, "The Confession" is listed here under Tv Shows, which it is not. It was a web series, one that sports more quality acting and story telling then half of watch I watched in 2011. The Confession stars Kiefer Sutherland. Yes, it is easy to see him playing ...

I've always found Baseball to be the dullest and most boring of sports, so the idea of yet another Baseball movie isn't my idea of a fun night of cinema. I'm a hockey man myself. However, the crowning achievement of Moneyball is in that it takes probably the most boring ...

I had high hopes for Director Ti West. When he brought through the groundbreaking The House of the Devil back in 2009, I felt that we might actually have a new master of horror on our hands. While The Innkeepers is in no way a bad film, it doesn't even ...

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is not for everyone, lets get that out of the way first. While I enjoy the occasional story and narrative driven film, I can tell you that many will walk out of this with a dry taste in their mouth. The lack of action will also ...

The Descendants turned out much differently then I had anticipated. To be honest, more then a little word of mouth, I really knew nothing about this film going in. My knowledge was limited to just knowing it was another Clooney movie, more or less.The Descendants starts off interestingly enough, with ...