meaninoflife42 (Level 31)

20. U.S. Army bases have the longest runways in the world.

17. The timeline for the Fast and the Furious series shouldn't be as confusing as it already is. (Same goes with the names of the films.)

I hope this issue is resolved soon. I really need to add fast & furious 7 to the wiki.

15. Don't make the Russian guy the person to handle your starship's engine room. Something will go horribly wrong.

Leviathan: The season (and subsequently the series) ends on a whimper as no "dammits" were said in this episode.

Season 2 Total: 8 1/2

14. Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a pink suit.

I vote for Twin Peaks.

Fight or Flight: 1

Season Total: 8 1/2

The end of the season is nigh. Thank god.

9. Shane Black continues to really like Christmas.

4. Michael Bay is still able to crank out a good movie.

I think it means egg in French.

With the release of Oblivion to cinemas everywhere, I think it's time to resurrect this list for this summer's batch of major releases. (Also because I thought of a good first entry while coming home from Oblivion and wanted to share it.) (Sorry @obscurefan for beating you to it this year.)

1: Earth is fucked.

I can't wait to see this movie from the director of the true Best Picture of 2011, Drive.

I think I just blue myself.

Clockwork: No "dammits" spoken here.

EDIT: Since I can't make more than two posts in a row, I'll have to update this post:

Two of a Kind: DAMMIT! No "dammits" uttered in this episode either.

Season Total: 6 1/2

(Touch will be back in 3 weeks and so will updates to this topic. In the meantime I'll try to update the Jack Bauer "Dammit" Counter to fill the void.)

Accused: 1

Season Total: 7 1/2

Reunions: 1

Season Total: 6 1/2

Kiefer was in full Jack Bauer mode during the first half of this episode and it was glorious.

Olympus Has Fallen: 3/5 You know those bunch of episodes of 24 where the season bad guys attack the White House and Jack Bauer has to stop them? Imagine that spread out over a 2 hour length and throw in a bunch of Die Hard-ish things and you got yourself a mindless, yet above average, action film. Oh, and Morgan Freeman becomes President and our leading man is rom-com "darling" Gerard Butler.

Must.. write... something... clever!

@FinalDasa: At least your giving out puppies and not

It's time to count how many times America's favorite TV badass expresses an exclamation of anger. Unlike the other "dammit" counter I've set up for Kiefer's new show Touch, updates will be sporadic rather than follow a direct schedule.

SEASON 1

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