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It is a thing...that's not good
Dark Shadows seemed more preoccupied with simply being Dark Shadows, than being a good movie. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp in the lead up talked up their love for their love for the original soap opera, and that loves shows, but to someone with little prior knowledge to the show ... |
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Just go See it.
Tyler StoutI left the theater with my Father in 2008 giddy as a schoolgirl. I was quickly and not very well explaining to my Dad who Nick Fury was and why Samuel L Jackson playing him was such a big deal. In between an explanation about alternate universes in comics ... |
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Simplicity
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol IMAX PosterMission Impossible is a odd franchise. 4 films, 4 different directors, 4 different takes on a IMF mission, and 4 varying levels of quality. Even with the dip in MI2 these movies continue to entertain with stories of Ethan Hunt and his ragtag group of ... |
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What a Twist!! Not Really
Spy movies shouldn't give away twists in the trailer. It kills what would of been a nice reveal for the audience for a genre built on secrets giving them away so easily just isn't right. The Double is a odd and rather boring bit of spy craft.In its trailer they ... |
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FLYING SHIPS
Taking a property that was originally published back in 1844 and using that as the base for a summer blockbuster in the 2000s isn't the easiest thing to do. The Three Musketeers have been used in 18 movies since 1920 and thats just counting the live action ones.Director Paul W. ... |
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Symphony of Destruction
This is a simple movie. It follows a 20 man SWAT team in Indonesia raid an underworld gods compound. This compound is a 15 floor apartment building that is fortress, holding all manner of thug. The crime lord Tama Riyadi runs a tight ship offering protection with his building and ... |
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Getting Old...It Sucks
American Reunion Official PosterThe American Pie series is a odd beast. It started off as the main stream raunchy teen comedy of its time. Than with its sequel it morphed into a bit of a romantic comedy. Romantic comedies all end in marriage since with marriage comes the end of ... |
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H.F.S. Phases I-V
When I first read that Paramount would be reviving the 21 Jump Street brand, forming it into a movie and a Action comedy no less. Skepticisim was easy to come buy. Than that first trailer came out and it was like "That didn't look SO bad even funny". Still trailers ... |
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Are you not entertained?
Hunger Games finally reaches theaters after bursting onto the scene much like Twilight did. Unlike Twilight though I would call Hunger Games competently made and better yet, enjoyable.The World of the Hunger Games is based in the nation of Panem, which looks a lot like the eastern United States. This ... |
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War. War never changes.
War. War never changes.Narrator Fallout FranchiseFor those who care Underworld: Awakening might just be the best in the Underworld franchise. Saying that though is a hollow complement. With that in mind Awakening still suffers from some serious problems.In a effort to extend the franchise, which is starting to look more ... |
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It thinks its the cool kid in school
Its attempt at being "stylish" and having a deep background shows everything that is wrong with Underworld. It should of stayed with the simplest concept, Vampires vs Werewolf.I know that I just put stylish in quotation marks but Underworld dose have some style. It has all that lace and leather ... |
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Antiquated by todays standards
Hackers teaser posterHackers, despite only coming out 16 years ago looks like a antique. A portal to a bygone era of spandex and lepoard print.Dade Murphy is like any normal 11 year old kid, writing malicious software that crashed 1507 systems and casued the stock market to drop. The ride ... |
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The von Trapps are crazy
While many wondered why a studio would green light a remake of a triliogy of movies that came out 2009 or why it was a necessity to do so? Director David Fincher dose a excellent job adapting and remaking The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. His version is a tight ... |
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Louder and Bigger don't mean Good
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Official Poster #2The first Sherlock Holmes film was a surprise hit in 2009, giving theater goers something else to see instead of Avatar. Now two years and $524,028,679 a sequel has arrived. Like most sequels this one ups the ante in every way possible:more ... |
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Not the B-Team
In a world were everything with a preexisting property is being made into a movie, going with The A-Team isn't the worst move one could make. Like a half decent plan A-Team manages to sucessed more than it fails but never moves beyond decent.After a slightly to long prologue in ... |
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