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1. Possession
Giant Tentacle monster. What the hell!? |
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2. [REC] 2
What the F was the deal with that Lanky ass bastard!? What the hell!? |
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3. Dark City
This is largely dependent upon which version of the film you watch but regardless some kind of weird jellyfish that glows and flys around...what the hell!? |
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4. The Beyond
So wait let me get this straight...a dog who might have been a ghost is possessed by spirits from hell that might be zombies or ghosts and suddenly rips out the throat of its blind master who might be a ghost and...oh screw making sense of this, what the hell!? |
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5. Open Your Eyes
Alright so this film is about...and then like..but how can..wait what just happened....so does that OH WHAT THE HELL!? |
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6. Zombi 2
Is that zombie fighting a shark...are you serious, what the hell!? |
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7. Naked Lunch
So the typewriter turns into a bug which gets him to rub powder into his anus and then he types I am gay on the bag typewriter and what the hell!? |
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8. Altered States
Dude your arm...no human ever should do that, what the hell!? |
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9. Jacob's Ladder
Did that woman dancing at the party just suddenly turn into a lobster insect thing, what the hell!? |
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10. Antichrist
While I could use a wolf saying 'Downfall' as my example from this movie I'm instead going to go for, Dude was that suddenly Willem Dafoe's penis going into a vagina, what the hell!? |
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11. Up in the Air
Gee this movie sure seems to be such a bull Hollywood endi- Oh dam man, what the hell!> |
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12. Audition
Alright so this a pretty fun little romantic comedy though it could do with a bit some...HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL!? |
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13. Re-Animator
Are you kidding! Disembodied oral pleasure, what the hell!? |
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14. The Brood
Hey his wife is lifting her top up, maybe I'll get to see her breasts, that would, WHAT THE HELL!? |
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15. Swamp Thing
So all of a sudden there is a humanoid Razorback with a sword, what the hell!? |
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16. Death Ship
So wait...he was below deck, jumps and then all of a sudden he's outside above deck and hurtling through the air, what the hell!? |
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17. From Dusk Till Dawn
Hey sweet topless dancing scene, that was pretty rad. I wonder what happens ne- WHAT THE HELL!? |
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18. The Fly
Wait what do you mean combine Brundlefly with telepod how could that possibly...OH JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL!? |
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19. Rabid
Did that woman just rape that man with her armpit, what the hell!? |
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20. Razorback
Why are skeleton horses erupting from the Australian desert, what the hell!? |
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21. Scanners
Dude your head just totally exploded, what the hell!? |
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22. The Thing
Those dogs are sure nervous and upset about something I wonder HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL!? |
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23. Eraserhead
What the hell...just...just what the hell!? |
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24. Forbidden World
Yes, thats right. Reasoning with the Alien mutant may work. Yes tell it that you want to co-exist and OMG THATS NOT WE MEANT BY CO-EXIST. WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? |
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25. Galaxy of Terror
This movie is kind of a bland aliens rip off I mean nothing really happens. Bland set design made out of Fast Food containers and OMG WHAT IS THAT SPACE WORM DOING TO HER!? Its disgusting, this is just terrible. That poor woman getting...WHAT!? Shes actually enjoying it now!? WHAT THE HELL!? |
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26. Howling III
This movie is terrible, I hope someone bloody well gets eaten soon because this is....no....no there isn't going to be a birth scene. Dam, well I mean how bad could it really be, couldn't be any worse than that birth scene in the Fly at any - WHAT THE EFFING HELL IS THIS!? |
Why haven't I noticed your awesome list prior to now...what the hell?