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Weirdest MPAA Ratings

A list celebrating the strangest ratings the MPAA has given out.

	1. Alice in Wonderland Rated PG for fantasy action/violence involving scary images and situations, and for a smoking caterpillar.
	2. Twister Rated PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather.
	3. Team America: World Police Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets.
	4. Jefferson in Paris Rated PG-13 for mature theme, some images of violence and a bawdy puppet show.
	5. The Indian in the Cupboard Rated PG for mild language and brief video images of violence and sexy dancing.
	6. Flightplan Rated PG-13 for violence and some intense plot material.
	7. Teenage Space Vampires Rated PG for mild alien vampire violence.
	8. 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up Rated PG-13 for non-stop ninja action.
	9. Dead Alive Rated R for an abundance of outrageous gore.
	10. Mother's Boys Rated R for language and for a mother’s sociopathic behavior.
	11. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Rated R for demented mayhem and torture.
	12. Deep Blue Sea Rated R for graphic shark attacks, and for language.
	13. Se7en Rated R for grisly afterviews of horrific and bizarre killings, and for strong language.
	14. Bats Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of bat attacks, and brief language. Rated R for some graphic, bloody bat attacks. (international version)
	15. The Dentist Rated R for graphic violence including scenes of dental torture, sexuality and some language.
	16. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Rated PG for quirky situations, action and mild language.
	17. The Client Rated PG-13 for a child in jeopardy and brief language.
	18. Trainspotting Rated R for graphic heroin use and resulting depravity, strong language, sex, nudity and some violence.
	19. My Fellow Americans Rated PG-13 for salty language and innuendo.
	20. Rated R for satanic war violence.
	21. Tokyo Decadence Rated NC-17 for strong, explicit, sado-masochistic sexuality.
	22. Alien vs. Predator Rated PG-13 for violence, language, horror images, slime and gore.
	23. War of the Buttons Rated PG for mischievous conflict, some mild language, and bare bottoms.
	24. The Way Back Rated PG-13 for violent content, depiction of physical hardships, a nude image and brief strong language.
	25. The Adventures of Tintin Rated PG for adventure action violence, some drunkenness and brief smoking.
	26. Batman Returns Rated PG-13 for brooding, dark violence.
	27. Naked Lunch Rated R for heavy drug content, bizarre eroticism, and language.
	28. Blue Crush Rated PG-13 for sexual content, teen partying, language and a fight.
	29. The Viking Sagas Rated R for brutal and bloody Viking combat, and for some sexuality.
	30. All I Wanna Do PG-13 for teen sex-related material, language, and substance misuse.
	31. The Hunted Rated R for strong bloody ninja violence and some sexuality.
	32. Bushwhacked Rated PG for language and a mild birds and bees discussion.
	33. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Rated PG for sci-fi action violence throughout, brief language and momentary smoking.
	34. Apollo 13 Rated PG for language and emotional intensity.
	35. Fight Club Rated R for disturbing and graphic depiction of violent anti-social behavior, sexuality and language.
	36. Step Up Revolution Rated PG-13 some suggestive dancing and language.
	37. The Sessions Rated R for strong sexuality including graphic nudity and frank dialogue.
	38. Here Comes the Boom Rated PG for bouts of MMA sports violence, some rude humor and language.

14 Comments

Flap_jacksonon Oct. 15, 2010 at 3:42 p.m.

How is Flightplan's rating weird? It had VERY intense plot material.

MetalGearSunnyon Oct. 16, 2010 at 7:01 p.m.

This is such a great list.

WhiteBrightKnighton Oct. 16, 2010 at 7:46 p.m.

Great List! I always enjoy it when games are rated "E" for "comic mischief". Some that come to mind for me movie wise, Lord of the Rings extended edition is rated PG-13 for "Epic Battle Sequences and Scary Creatures" I always loved that. And I think one of the Harry Potters had "Mild Flirtation". Good job!

oxon Oct. 16, 2010 at 8:43 p.m.

Further proving that the MPAA has their heads up their asses

TheFreeManon Oct. 17, 2010 at 9:11 a.m.

Some of these made me laugh pretty good. AvP's was great....

"Violence, language, horror images, slime and gore"

dear god, not slime!

Godoton Oct. 17, 2010 at 11:36 a.m.

Thanks MPAA, for defending our children against "quirky situations".

RockinKemosabe is online on Oct. 17, 2010 at 2 p.m.

Gotta protect all those children from movies with very bad weather.

Hot_Karlon Oct. 17, 2010 at 4:14 p.m.

If you read War of the Buttons' description in a faux-Stephen Fry voice, it's 100x funnier.

"Bare Bot-tums"

Skaldon Oct. 18, 2010 at 12:05 a.m.

Bad weather? We really are living in a modern day Gomorrah.

LegacyBrokenon Oct. 18, 2010 at 6:59 a.m.

The MPAA is such useless but highly entertaining organization. Today they let stuff like Saw and Hostel with copious amounts of sadistic violence through with R ratings, then give goofy and campy stuff Hachet 2 an NC-17. At least be consistent like in the 80's when they did clamp down on gore which led the studios mandating smokescreen gore effects to keep the MPAA busy.

VioletEyedDragonon Nov. 14, 2010 at 3:07 p.m.

@MetalGearSunny said:

" This is such a great list. "

i agree lol.

Ramoneon May 3, 2011 at 5:03 p.m.

I remember one of the Harry Potters was rated PG by the ESRB due to 'Fantasy Spiders'

MormonWarrioron Dec. 22, 2011 at 11:40 p.m.

I hate to admit it, but I have seen Teenage Space Vampires.

@Ramone said:

I remember one of the Harry Potters was rated PG by the ESRB due to 'Fantasy Spiders'

You mean the MPAA?

Ramoneon Dec. 23, 2011 at 4:08 a.m.

@MormonWarrior said:

I hate to admit it, but I have seen Teenage Space Vampires.
@Ramone said:
I remember one of the Harry Potters was rated PG by the ESRB due to 'Fantasy Spiders'
You mean the MPAA?

Nope

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