Ryan (Level 8)

Hey evil spotlight snake monster, thanks for eating my entire goddamn scarf.
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Hey evil spotlight snake monster, thanks for eating my entire goddamn scarf.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
Ryan
I refuse to acknowledge the success of anyone at @double_fine. especially @MrMooEar.
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
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behold! a podcast! http://t.co/AiFIv3bp
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
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goddammit. I am having four different AIM conversations RIGHT GODDAMN NOW. http://t.co/pi5b4iTy
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
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I've started taking my daily vitamins in gummy form. question: how to you keep from eating ALL THE GUMMIES?
2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
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Oh good! Chris Brown is coming to Dance Central 2! Way to be deplorable, HMX :(
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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still, the dehumanizing argument doesn't get far with me. it's a job! kind of a shitty one, sure, but we've all had shitty jobs.
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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Look at Melvin! He seems to be OK with it! http://t.co/899KCzMd
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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Also, I find it infinitely hilarious that this motherfucker from The New York Times would describe this as "dystopian"
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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HOMELESS ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN PITY VALVE
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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OK, @srbMoneyGang makes a solid point.
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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If they're getting paid for it, I hardly see what's exploitative about it. http://t.co/Kl0kXwai
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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as a nerd, this is SUPREMELY DISAPPOINTING. RT @TheAVClub: Today in Avengers news: Whedon confirms no Skrulls or Kree http://t.co/Juylxf2w
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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moo-shu pork for breakfast, because I have lost control of my life
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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bet RT @gonzotgreat23: @taswell You're engaged, of course you lost control of your life.
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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Don't put your Wii away just yet! Nintendo announces Mario Party 9 for the...yeah, you know what, go ahead and put your Wii away.
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Sleigh Bells (84), chrono trigger (55) & The Rumble Strips (10) http://t.co/SmIKybAw
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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I unlocked 2 Xbox Live achievements yesterday: http://t.co/uu8U1MMq
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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I unlocked 30 Xbox Live achievements yesterday: http://t.co/uu8U1MMq
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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guys, try not to tell @EnemyNanner, but today is TOTALLY girl scout cookie day
2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
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Alex 1 week, 3 days ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Daniel_Newton 1 week, 3 days ago
Really surprised how good Mysterious Girlfriend X is. Tried it to see how weird it is and now it's probably my favourite this season #anime
Systech 1 week, 3 days ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
Rorie 2 months, 1 week ago
Man, PR emails are getting weird. http://t.co/kHQU2Mmm
Spacetrucking 5 months, 1 week ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIto5mwDLxo Oh, very droll, Sir Humphrey

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