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Spotted: Armored vehicle driver with gun, carrying soup in both hands. Seems like poor planning.
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Spotted: Armored vehicle driver with gun, carrying soup in both hands. Seems like poor planning.
1 year ago via Twitter
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Um...Dave Grohl is sitting right over there---->
1 year ago via Twitter
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Seriously, I didn't understand any of that. How do people manage those places?
1 year ago via Twitter
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Time to get out of here! Lameness.
1 year ago via Twitter
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Am I ugly?
1 year ago via Twitter
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What is happening!?
1 year ago via Twitter
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Stream of confluenceness!!!
1 year ago via Twitter
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Apparently I was just dancing. What?
1 year ago via Twitter
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I think I just walked in a circle. Which begs the question: "Where am I?"
1 year ago via Twitter
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There's urine all over the bathroom floor and I'm pretty sure it's not mine.
1 year ago via Twitter
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I bought another drink and was given a ticket for some sort of game. I hope I get to face-fuck the Botox seizure shit lady.
1 year ago via Twitter
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Holy shit. How did everyone else get so drunk, too? People keep knocking glasses off the table in front of me. CRASH! CRASH!!!!
1 year ago via Twitter
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Giant-boobed lesbians making out at three o'clock!!!
1 year ago via Twitter
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Turns out I really am drunk. Didn't realize it until I stood up to change seats.
1 year ago via Twitter
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Damn. This couple sitting next to me is furiously making out. I don't know what language they're speaking in between tonguing each other.
1 year ago via Twitter
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....how weird is this?
1 year ago via Twitter
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There's no room to move now! How did this happen??
1 year ago via Twitter
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Fuuuuck----!!!!
1 year ago via Twitter
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FREAK OOUUTTTT!!!!!
1 year ago via Twitter
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Is this room getting taller?
1 year ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton 11 months, 1 week ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
Mistress_Redhead 11 months, 1 week ago
Community is Big Bang Theory for hipsters. Jeff is dreamy though.
Alex 1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Systech 1 year ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
RHCPfan24 1 year ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
Rorie 1 year, 2 months ago
Man, PR emails are getting weird. http://t.co/kHQU2Mmm
Matt 1 year, 4 months ago
Porchetta sandwich from RoliRoti is awesome-licious! http://t.co/h29dN7yA
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