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Sharpless (Level 17)
2AM. Eating my second pouch of Pop-Tarts in as many hours. Singing the Full House theme. Watching videos on a video game website. Superb.
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2AM. Eating my second pouch of Pop-Tarts in as many hours. Singing the Full House theme. Watching videos on a video game website. Superb.
2AM. Eating my second pouch of Pop-Tarts in as many hours. Singing the Full House theme. Watching videos on a video game website. Superb.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
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Dan Aykroyd Suggests That Peter Venkman May Be Recast In Ghostbusters 3.
Take the gloves off. Cast Chevy Chase.
1 year, 3 months ago
Sharpless
Too many of my evenings begin with, "My name is Michael Weston."
Too many of my evenings begin with, "My name is Michael Weston."
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
A thing I just said: "Go jerk off on a copy of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you fucking jackass." Sorry, no context.
A thing I just said: "Go jerk off on a copy of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you fucking jackass." Sorry, no context.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I don't have any Chris Brown jokes, aside from the one where he's repentant & remorseful & stops playing the victim, ha that one's so great.
I don't have any Chris Brown jokes, aside from the one where he's repentant & remorseful & stops playing the victim, ha that one's so great.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
Aubrey Plaza is like Zooey Deschanel, if Zooey Deschanel were also the Grim Reaper.
Aubrey Plaza is like Zooey Deschanel, if Zooey Deschanel were also the Grim Reaper.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
If you absolutely have to do that racist thing with Asians and the Rs and the Ls, do it while saying "Led Zeppelin." It's to die for.
If you absolutely have to do that racist thing with Asians and the Rs and the Ls, do it while saying "Led Zeppelin." It's to die for.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
Faced with an unreasonable dilemma, I became momentarily paralyzed: Do I play a video game or take a nap?
Faced with an unreasonable dilemma, I became momentarily paralyzed: Do I play a video game or take a nap?
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I just really, really want a friend I can talk about my farts with, because I could fill pages documenting the past 24 hours.
I just really, really want a friend I can talk about my farts with, because I could fill pages documenting the past 24 hours.
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
If I told you I haven't been on Twitter much because I've been playing the Star Trek MMO, you'd probably believe that a little too easily.
If I told you I haven't been on Twitter much because I've been playing the Star Trek MMO, you'd probably believe that a little too easily.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
Know this: If you ever leave me alone with your pets, I will look deep into their eyes and whisper, "I break you."
Know this: If you ever leave me alone with your pets, I will look deep into their eyes and whisper, "I break you."
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I look real pretty tonight, but I also have a huge headache. Really identifying with the trials and tribulations of MLK right now.
I look real pretty tonight, but I also have a huge headache. Really identifying with the trials and tribulations of MLK right now.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I just heard something outside that sounded like a bird getting run over by a steamroller made out of birds.
I just heard something outside that sounded like a bird getting run over by a steamroller made out of birds.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
Do you think anyone ever calls Vanessa Hudgens "The Hudge"?
Do you think anyone ever calls Vanessa Hudgens "The Hudge"?
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
If I walk through a room and see a pretty lady on the TV, I will wave to her.
If I walk through a room and see a pretty lady on the TV, I will wave to her.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
New rule: Anyone who doesn't fave my tweets gets berated, shamed, then called ugly. Hey, just because the tweets are free...
New rule: Anyone who doesn't fave my tweets gets berated, shamed, then called ugly. Hey, just because the tweets are free...
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I can't possibly be the only person who has trouble telling the difference between Josh Malina and Nick Kroll.
I can't possibly be the only person who has trouble telling the difference between Josh Malina and Nick Kroll.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
Sharpless
I'm never going to read Bukowski, because I never want to become the sort of person who would cite him as a major influence.
I'm never going to read Bukowski, because I never want to become the sort of person who would cite him as a major influence.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton
11 months, 1 week ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
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Alex
1 year ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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RHCPfan24
1 year ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
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MattBodega
1 year, 2 months ago
Now I just need to overload 80 more shields and kill another 800 enemies, and I'll have S ranked ME3! Neat!
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Spacetrucking
1 year, 5 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIto5mwDLxo Oh, very droll, Sir Humphrey
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