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Depending on the pacing for next season, I think I'm done with the series if I have to deal with Daenerys & Jon Snow. Terrible actors, terrible characters (as adapted from the books) and WAY TOO prevalent in the next 'book'.
1 week, 3 days ago
I'm at the point in my life that Up All Night seems to echo a lot of what I'm either dealing with or thinking about. That said I don't trust the opinion of people who don't like it.
1 week, 3 days ago
This episode was a strong C for me.Not enough Tyrion in this episode plus it only served to highlight how terrible an actress Daenerys is.These are my eyebrows and this is how I act with my eyebrows.
2 weeks, 3 days ago
A) I love Paul Rudd. B) I can sort of identify with his character in Knocked-Up. C) Paul Rudd, I love.I'm super excited for this.
3 weeks, 3 days ago
I have literally never hated characters more in my life.
1 month ago
Wha? A comparison between Trudy and Betty is weak at best.
1 month, 1 week ago
I'm going to be hella bummed if Ringer doesn't get renewed. The show is is 100% balls out crazy nonsense that it's basically a parody of night time soaps.
1 month, 1 week ago
Apt #23 definitely has the seeds to being a really good series. It just needs to ditch the whole 'Innocent Wide-Eyed Girl in the Big City' theme and just roll with the crazy, similar to Happy Endings and it's 'awkward breakup in a group of friends'.
1 month, 1 week ago
@gangly: It could be subconscious urge, which is pretty much what the writing staff uses to justify everything that happens in the series.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
@gangly said:@simian said:I totally thought Peggy was going to make a pass. I suppose it would be appropriate given how power dynamics work and poor Dawn has the least status of all the employees in the office.Except, Peggy's not gay. Right?Not that I'm aware of but like I said, it's not about sex but power. It's not like there's a bunch of young pretty male secretaries running around and even ...
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Why do all weed grow ops look like labs from Resident Evil? Oof I'm going to pass on this. Looks like GI Joe meets Breaking Bad.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
I totally thought Peggy was going to make a pass. I suppose it would be appropriate given how power dynamics work and poor Dawn has the least status of all the employees in the office.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Watch Awake. Much better show and now with Penguins!
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Game of Thrones is reminding me more and more of Rome which isn't a good thing. At this point I'm only watching for Peter Dinklage whom is the only bright spot in the whole cast.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
How do our new corporate overlords plan to replicate the raw sexual tension that existed between Alex & Rorie, the kind of 'will-they-won't-they' situation that kept us coming back week after week?
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Nick needs to get back its bread & butter: stoner friendly cartoons.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Going to the Store is a like a film realization of a QWOP and that's kind of brilliant.
1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Lone Wolf And Cub Coming Back To The Big Screen, Courtesy Of Fast Five's Justin Lin.
Just going to toss this out here... You don't like just throw it right back... Ogami Itto = John Goodman
1 month, 4 weeks ago
This trailer has warmed me up a little but still probably won't bother. Maybe an iTunes / Netflix grab.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
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New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
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