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simpledespot (Level 14)
I'm somewhat unnerved by the fact that I just wrote three paragraphs that were all 196 words without even attempting as much.
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simpledespot
I'm somewhat unnerved by the fact that I just wrote three paragraphs that were all 196 words without even attempting as much.
I'm somewhat unnerved by the fact that I just wrote three paragraphs that were all 196 words without even attempting as much.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
"The Ballad of the Australian Businessman Who's Flying to Beijing"
"The Ballad of the Australian Businessman Who's Flying to Beijing"
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
"He spends a lot of time in Scotland so he's very interested in the weather."
"He spends a lot of time in Scotland so he's very interested in the weather."
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
Large Italian man yelling, "Another day in paradise!" into his phone. A novel.
Large Italian man yelling, "Another day in paradise!" into his phone. A novel.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
Nice to finally have proof that Pelosi did in fact listen to the mixtape I sent her.
Nice to finally have proof that Pelosi did in fact listen to the mixtape I sent her.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
It's a nice line to think about, perhaps, sitting on a train staring at ads hung like portraits in a gallery...
It's a nice line to think about, perhaps, sitting on a train staring at ads hung like portraits in a gallery...
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
...and outside the window, ads writ large like the word of god throwing shadow over highways.
...and outside the window, ads writ large like the word of god throwing shadow over highways.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
I'm pretty keen on that one Sharon Van Etten line that goes "There's nothing left to sell me, I'm broke."
I'm pretty keen on that one Sharon Van Etten line that goes "There's nothing left to sell me, I'm broke."
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' is the 1980s iteration of Simon & Garfunkel's 1975 'My Little Town'. This is a claim that I am making.
Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' is the 1980s iteration of Simon & Garfunkel's 1975 'My Little Town'. This is a claim that I am making.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
The dude standing across from me in the vestibule of this train may be indicative of the reality of modern Britain.
The dude standing across from me in the vestibule of this train may be indicative of the reality of modern Britain.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
Take that for what you will given that I am between Noroton Heights and Stamford, Connecticut.
Take that for what you will given that I am between Noroton Heights and Stamford, Connecticut.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
There is an automatic existential dread that accompanies watching people in this train station watch Rachel Ray chopping vegetables on TV.
There is an automatic existential dread that accompanies watching people in this train station watch Rachel Ray chopping vegetables on TV.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
simpledespot
Momma always said the surest cure for existential dread is to stare at a copy of USA Today until signification ends and nations are at peace
Momma always said the surest cure for existential dread is to stare at a copy of USA Today until signification ends and nations are at peace
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Viktor Shklovsky! Jesus Christ, I think I've been trying to remember that name since November.
Viktor Shklovsky! Jesus Christ, I think I've been trying to remember that name since November.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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In précis of The Daily Mail's comments section about Thomas Kinkade: "Modern art is a scam, Kinkade speaks to my god fearing soul".
In précis of The Daily Mail's comments section about Thomas Kinkade: "Modern art is a scam, Kinkade speaks to my god fearing soul".
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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In a moment of not thinking I put on a song by The Eagles. From the ground an archetypal father with a snifter of brandy materializes...
In a moment of not thinking I put on a song by The Eagles. From the ground an archetypal father with a snifter of brandy materializes...
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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He doesn't like it and says to put Tom Wait's 1985 Rain Dog on instead. Now there's a cat who could really jam he says no longer facing me.
He doesn't like it and says to put Tom Wait's 1985 Rain Dog on instead. Now there's a cat who could really jam he says no longer facing me.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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..."He was fired posthumously as I recall, and buried in a mass grave. Such were the times," she sighed into her Moët, "and I miss them so."
..."He was fired posthumously as I recall, and buried in a mass grave. Such were the times," she sighed into her Moët, "and I miss them so."
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Happy almost 100 years of whatever happened to that boat...
Happy almost 100 years of whatever happened to that boat...
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton
12 months ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
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Alex
1 year, 1 month ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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drewbert
1 year, 1 month ago
If you haven't seen it yet, @DarrenKorb's GDC talk about Bastion's audio and music is really interesting: http://t.co/guQRSjDi
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RHCPfan24
1 year, 1 month ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
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Brad
1 year, 2 months ago
Actually I just wanted to say "decouple." Makes me feel like I'm separating the saucer section.
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Jeff
1 year, 3 months ago
Hey, we've got some cool stuff to talk about tomorrow! We'll all be at @enemykite's place at 10AM PDT for pancakes and live video. Tune in!
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