sissylion (Level 25)

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This kid is, what, twenty-three now, right? At what point do you drop your act for the sake of having an actual career/sex with a woman?
1 year, 2 months ago
I initially read this as "Wanderslut" and was hoping that David Wain had directed a porn parody of his newest movie. Such was not the case, and I am now thoroughly disappointed.
1 year, 3 months ago
@Napalm: No.
1 year, 3 months ago
@jakob187 said:@Saryy42: You're talking about Hailinel. All he knows how to do is be a condescending jackass when someone offers up their opinions.If it makes you feel better, if you stick up for yourself for more than two posts or make any semblance of a valid point he'll go wandering off with his tail between his legs.
1 year, 3 months ago
sissylion commented on Rorie's video Trailer: Room In Rome.
So where's the part where Chloe Sevigny blows a dude?
1 year, 3 months ago
Man, you guys, movie stars make a lot of money.
1 year, 3 months ago
Screened is an American site, first and foremost. It's the reason why City of God is City of God and not Cidade de Deus. It's made to be inclusive of other countries and languages, but it's an American website made primarily for Americans.Also America is the most important country hoo-rah
1 year, 3 months ago
I didn't like Wet Hot American Summer. I will buy sixty tickets of this regardless to support the cast.
1 year, 3 months ago
I'm really just concerned about what's going to happen to Hugh Laurie. He's a great actor, comedic or not, and I don't want to see him disappear from the eye of the public.
1 year, 3 months ago
About this time two years ago I started watching the first season of House, and found that, within a month, I had watched all six seasons of it. Bunch of good memories of watching it, and I thank it for being the show that got me into serialized television. That being said, I'm glad it's being put down. I didn't manage to make it through last season, and I'm sure ...
1 year, 3 months ago
"And we can see that Charlie Brown's tree is dead, a hollow shell of what it once was. Nature controls humanity, and we see that, even in trying to manipulate it, nature has the last laugh over man and his futile attempts to harvest it for some holiday. Pain is death but death is free."
1 year, 3 months ago
Man, they de-aged Emma Stone to an almost disconcerting level.
1 year, 3 months ago
sissylion commented on Rorie's video Trailer: Osombie.
When Zombie Reagan and Osombie clash, everyone loses.
1 year, 3 months ago
Imma have you lookin' like a Wild Thornberry.
1 year, 3 months ago
Pajiba sums up my thoughts pretty nicely:They might have played better a decade ago, but most Super Bowl commercials are hitting the same tired notes year after year, and as far as creativity goes, the Internet is far superior. But if you’re paying $4 million for 30 seconds, I suppose you wouldn’t want to risk alienating consumers with “interesting” commercials.Consider that the Super Bowl panders to people who watch football. ...
1 year, 3 months ago
Rorie gave up everything except the four hundred Scream 3 posters in a bin in the engineering room. At that point, you have to take Free Fridays out behind the shed.
1 year, 3 months ago
sissylion commented on Rorie's video Trailer: High Road.
@Martin_Blank said:Lizzy Caplan. Sold.Pretty much, yeah.I feel like these are the kinds of movies Anna Faris would be doing if she was slightly less popular.
1 year, 3 months ago
sissylion replied to the topic Shame Ad on the Shame board.
Can we get the marketing team behind Shame to market everything ever? Because that would be cool.
1 year, 3 months ago
@CherryBomb: It's like if a twelve year old boy who was secretly gay was pressured by his friends into trying to make some sort of sexy clothing. "It, uh, has like a boob slash thing so you can sort of see boobs but there's no other stuff that happens but boobs are cool right guys?"
1 year, 3 months ago
The cleavage slit is a trend that needs to end this instant.
1 year, 3 months ago
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