TearsInRain (Level 24)

Finally watched all the Rocky films. Personal favorites are III and Balboa.

followed by

Absolute Worst Films I Have Endured

This is a list of movies I've seen that are utterly horrid. Normally I can find redeemable qualities in a film, but none of these have such qualities to find.

	1. A Serbian Film It is bad more because it is grotesquely unwatchable then anything else. Almost as bad as real smut.
	2. Alone in the Dark Not a worst of without Uwe Boll.
	3. Billy the Kid vs. Dracula Do I need to explain this one?
	4. Blood Mania Slow. Bloodless (except the final scene you see a little). Terrible acting. Pointless.
	5. Blood of Dracula's Castle Old B-movie crap. Enough said.
	6. BloodRayne Not a worst of without Uwe Boll.
	7. The Covenant What? This movie was playing? I didn't even notice.
	8. The Country Bears I could say Walken's armpit farts are a redeemable factor, but you can just watch that on Youtube.
	9. Country Strong I already wrote a review on why this was bad.
	10. Dungeons & Dragons Nerd rage.
	11. The Fountain I just found this film to be insipid garbage.
	12. The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It Bad bad bad bad bad comedy.
	13. Glitter Why did I watch this?
	14. Hide and Seek De Niro you disappointed me with this film. It's so bad and bland. Spare yourself the time watching this and YouTube the ending if you're at all interested.
	15. Inspector Gadget What the hell did they do to this innocent show?
	16. Jaws: The Revenge The only bad Michael Caine film I've seen. It made me cry.
	17. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist This is just a stupid stupid movie.
	18. Little Man It was so bad I can only now vaguely remember that I did indeed see it.
	19. The Lord of the Rings BOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRiiiiiiiIIIIiiiiii nnnnnnnnnNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnggggggGGGGGGGGggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!
	20. The Love Guru Mike Myers you've lost your touch just as fast as that other guy with the same name who killed people.
	21. Meet the Spartans Just... bad.
	22. The Phantom of the Opera This is so... wrong... and boring.
	23. Revolver An incoherent mess of a film. While easily the best film on this list, the absurd script and terrible direction make it a laughable watch, for all the wrong reasons.
	24. Righteous Kill Wasted talent on a crap script.
	25. Ticker Filmed in 12 days. Hopper's part filmed in 1. Put washed up actors Sizemore and Seagal in a bomb thriller mix with Nas as the selling point to the youngins and kill him off in 15 minutes... and you have a very boring film.
	26. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen While some say the action was redeemable, robots fighting just isn't a good enough perk to enjoy this.
	27. Twilight No, not every girl loves Twilight.
	28. White Chicks Unfunny. Not good. Wayans have done way better.
	29. White Noise A waste of Michael Keaton's talent.

7 Comments

mike20on July 31, 2011 at 9:06 p.m.

Those are some epically bad movies.

TearsInRainon July 31, 2011 at 9:14 p.m.

@mike20: Thank god I could only remember 25 of them. I'm sure I've seen more that are further back in repressed memory.

mike20on July 31, 2011 at 9:21 p.m.

@TearsInRain: I know I've seen some I wish I could repress. You should watch Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter to complete your outlaw cowboy meets horror icon experience.

TearsInRainon July 31, 2011 at 9:32 p.m.

@mike20: Hmm. I do own it on an old horror movie collection DVD. Perhaps I'll get to that sometime soon just to say I did.

mike20on July 31, 2011 at 10:34 p.m.

@TearsInRain: Ha! Those old horror compilation dvd's can just peel away hours of your life.

MetalGearSunnyon Aug. 4, 2011 at 11:38 p.m.

Worst movie I've seen is Birdemic. Try swallowing that unwatchable piece of shit.

TearsInRainon Aug. 5, 2011 at 12:23 a.m.

@MetalGearSunny: Never saw it but heard enough not to want to.

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