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1. Anne Hathaway
MAN I'D HATHAWAY WITH HER SHE'S PRETTY HOT. I LIKED HER IN THAT SKIN-TIGHT GETUP IN BATMAN AND HER WILLINGNESS TO KEEP BEING NAKED IN MOVIES IS PRETTY RAD. |
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2. Michelle Pfeiffer
AND I GUESS WHILE CATWOMAN IS ON MY MIND I GOTTA MENTION MICHELLE PFEIFFER WHO ROCKED THAT GETUP LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. SHE WAS ALSO PRETTY HOT IN A MILFY SORT OF WAY IN DARK SHADOWS. |
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3. Katherine Heigl
YOU'RE NOT BAD TO LOOK AT BUT PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES. |
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4. Michelle Rodriguez
RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION IMPLANTED THE IDEA OF A HAREM CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ THANKS TO THE WONDER OF CLONING. THIS SOUNDS FINE. |
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5. Kaley Cuoco
SHE'S PRETTY ON THOSE SHOWS SHE'S IN. |
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6. Mayim Bialik
PROBABLY MORE A CASE OF LIKING THE CHARACTER THAN THE ACTRESS BUT I LOVE HER AS AMY ON BIG BANG THEORY. SHE IS UNCONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT ATTRACTIVE NONETHELESS. |
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7. Sara Gilbert
HER LESBIANISM IS BOTH FANTASTIC AND DISAPPOINTING. MOSTLY FANTASTIC. |
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8. Salma Hayek
SHE'S PRETTY HOT EVEN IN THAT MOVIE WITH THE EYEBROWS. |
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9. Viva Bianca
FIIIINE AAAAASSS LAAAADY |
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10. Lucy Lawless
THANK YOU SPARTACUS FOR MAKING ALL MY LUCY LAWLESS FANTASIES COME TRUE. YOU ARE THE BEST SHOW. |
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11. Renée O'Connor
SCRATCH WHAT I JUST SAID ABOUT SPARTACUS MAKING ALL MY LUCY LAWLESS FANTASIES COME TRUE. IF THEY HAD BROUGHT IN RENEE O'CONNOR FOR SOME GIRL-ON-GIRL THEN WE'D BE GETTING SOMEWHERE. ANYWAY YEAH. GABRIELLE IS HOT. |
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12. Stacey Scowley
SHE BLEW A DUDE IN A BATHROOM ON CALIFORNICATION AND I WAS COOL WITH THAT. |