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ThePaleKing (Level 16)
"More evidence that Kubrick's greatest gift as a film-maker was his ability to impress people who don't read books."
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@gangly: The other one with Kathy Bates is also good. And of course this and this. Then there are the fun ones like this and this.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
ThePaleKing
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Who would play you in a movie about your life?
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Michael Shannon would play me, Gaspar Noe would direct. The entire film would be shot in a first person perspective, and there would be gratuitous amounts of masturbation.
3 months, 3 weeks ago
Buuuuuurn hiiiiiim.
4 months ago
ThePaleKing
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Name Your Fake Indie Art House Movie Here
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Perfekt
4 months ago
ThePaleKing
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Most over the top movie performances you have ever seen
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Everyone in Carlito's Way. Most of all Pacino and Viggo."I wear fuckin' diapers man!"
4 months ago
ThePaleKing
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Michael Bay to Direct Transformers 4
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@CrimsonAvenger: That's insulting to many of the great directors who didn't go to film or school (or dropped out). Bay is just a special kind of awful.
5 months, 2 weeks ago
@AngeTheDude: Or perhaps he likes getting beaten up. I think "Shame" refers to some of the fetishes he indulges in.
5 months, 3 weeks ago
ThePaleKing
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The power of the almighty green screen
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Ugh, these kinds of videos really depress me. I think I'd have to kill myself if I found out Aguirre was filmed in front of a green screen.
5 months, 4 weeks ago
Well I don't have Skyrim, but I have been playing through Morrowind to satiate my open world fantasy needs. I made a custom class called the Interloper, mixing elements of the thief and assassin (security, short blade, athletics) and replacing some of the extra combat attributes (long blade, hand to hand, marksman) with alchemy, armorer, illusion and mysticism.My lack of combat skills means I really have to play it smart, ...
6 months ago
ThePaleKing
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10 Movie Scores/Theme's you have to listen to v.1
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6 months ago
Let's just make this the official Japanese commercials with American celebrities thread.Goddamn, he was a sexual tyrannosaurus...
6 months ago
@dezvous: I agree, they could have used something a bit more...depressing? The music seemed a bit too action-y. Everything else was sleek as shit though.
6 months ago
Word.
6 months, 1 week ago
@Rorie: I've actually never played either of the games, so if the controls are wonky at least they'll be fresh wonky to me. Also I played through Silent Hill 2 and the Resident Evil remake over Halloween, so I think I've immunized myself to shitty controls.
6 months, 1 week ago
Play video games. Started a playthrough of Morrowind over the weekend, so I'll probably still be playing that, and I should have the Ico/SotC HD Collection by then.
6 months, 1 week ago
The Seventh Seal
6 months, 1 week ago
@GuardianKnux: It's a case of "famous for being famous".
6 months, 1 week ago
Ex dee exclamation point one.
6 months, 1 week ago
6 months, 1 week ago
Well...if it means Parks and Rec isn't being benched...I'm sorry Community.
6 months, 1 week ago
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