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My Zombie Team
For the imminent Zombie apocalypse, you need a team assembled. Here's my Dream Team:
1.

A zombie fighter's best friend.

2. Kurt Russell

Pure, unadulterated, manliness.

3. Chuck Norris

I could list thousands of facts about him, but bottom line, this dude knows how to roundhouse kick.

4. Tyler Durden

Oh wait, he doesn't actually exist... whatever.

5. Bubbles

Is the best of the three Powerpuff Girls.

6. Jeff Gerstmann

Once beat a guy in Japan at Street Fighter 4.

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger

He's everybody's favorite Cyborg killing machine with the uncanny ability to say catchphrases.

8. Sylvester Stallone

Cobra. He was in Cobra.

9. Ellen Ripley

She knows how to tape guns together for extra damage.

10. James T. Kirk

His yell can scare off zombies.

11. RoboCop

Is a Robot AND a Cop? Sign him up!

12. Han Solo

He made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds impressive.

13. Darth Vader

Knows how to make a dramatic entrance, and can force choke a bitch.

14. Hulk

The fact that his jean shorts never rip should help to kill zombies. Just don't get him angry, I've heard you wouldn't like him if he's angry.

15. John McClane

He can walk on glass and make witty remarks.

16. Abraham Lincoln

He freed the slaves, is on the 5 dollar bill, and most importantly, has one of the greatest beards ever grown.

17. Alex Navarro

His extensive knowledge of all things Big Rigs could come in handy when fighting zombies.

18. Matt Rorie

He can dance and sing like no other! Get him drunk for a real good time...

19. Steven Seagal

He's an actor, martial artist, and Deputy Sheriff! I'd be insane not to add him to my zombie team.

20. Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams

This guy knows a thing or two about fighting zombies. Also, he's got a damn chainsaw for a hand.

Chris207on July 19, 2010 at 4:20 a.m.
My only gripe - I'd take Buttercup over Bubbles...
dvdhauson Sept. 4, 2010 at 12:15 p.m.
River Tam would fit on this list as well.  She is after all the ultimate assassin when it comes to killing reavers.  Which some might argue are zombies with intelligence. 
screeneron Sept. 4, 2010 at 12:41 p.m.
Great list duder!
ThePickleon Sept. 4, 2010 at 3:31 p.m.
@screener: Thanks duder!
Sandoron Nov. 14, 2010 at 3:24 p.m.
Whoa, I just had a revelation about Mass Effect thanks to your list.
ThePickleon Nov. 14, 2010 at 3:51 p.m.
@Sandor said:
" Whoa, I just had a revelation about Mass Effect thanks to your list. "
What was the revelation? 
Sandoron Nov. 14, 2010 at 4:16 p.m.
@Pickle: The origin of Gunnery Chief Ashley 'Ash' Williams' name.
seanconnery13on June 8, 2012 at 5:55 p.m.

I would add Jules from Pulp Fiction, other than that this list is perfect.

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