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A zombie fighter's best friend. |
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2. Kurt Russell
Pure, unadulterated, manliness. |
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3. Chuck Norris
I could list thousands of facts about him, but bottom line, this dude knows how to roundhouse kick. |
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4. Tyler Durden
Oh wait, he doesn't actually exist... whatever. |
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5. Bubbles
Is the best of the three Powerpuff Girls. |
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6. Jeff Gerstmann
Once beat a guy in Japan at Street Fighter 4. |
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7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's everybody's favorite Cyborg killing machine with the uncanny ability to say catchphrases. |
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8. Sylvester Stallone
Cobra. He was in Cobra. |
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9. Ellen Ripley
She knows how to tape guns together for extra damage. |
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10. James T. Kirk
His yell can scare off zombies. |
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11. RoboCop
Is a Robot AND a Cop? Sign him up! |
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12. Han Solo
He made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds impressive. |
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13. Darth Vader
Knows how to make a dramatic entrance, and can force choke a bitch. |
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14. Hulk
The fact that his jean shorts never rip should help to kill zombies. Just don't get him angry, I've heard you wouldn't like him if he's angry. |
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15. John McClane
He can walk on glass and make witty remarks. |
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16. Abraham Lincoln
He freed the slaves, is on the 5 dollar bill, and most importantly, has one of the greatest beards ever grown. |
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17. Alex Navarro
His extensive knowledge of all things Big Rigs could come in handy when fighting zombies. |
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18. Matt Rorie
He can dance and sing like no other! Get him drunk for a real good time... |
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19. Steven Seagal
He's an actor, martial artist, and Deputy Sheriff! I'd be insane not to add him to my zombie team. |
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20. Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
This guy knows a thing or two about fighting zombies. Also, he's got a damn chainsaw for a hand. |
What was the revelation?
I would add Jules from Pulp Fiction, other than that this list is perfect.