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TheSacredTurf (Level 36)
If it wasn't for pasty white people, bad music, noisy kids, skin cancer and wasps I would probably enjoy the warm weather. #TeamAlbino
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All of the troubles we have in Northern Ireland can be explained by the fact we drink lemonade that is BROWN. http://t.co/wy3EUSVp
All of the troubles we have in Northern Ireland can be explained by the fact we drink lemonade that is BROWN. http://t.co/wy3EUSVp
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
I'd like to play a video game in which you get to kill people who complain about killing people in video games.
I'd like to play a video game in which you get to kill people who complain about killing people in video games.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
I'd also like to play a video game in which you get to hunt down people who say 'computer games' and give them a stern talking to.
I'd also like to play a video game in which you get to hunt down people who say 'computer games' and give them a stern talking to.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I would genuinely pay really good money for a filter that removes all mention of football from my internet.
I would genuinely pay really good money for a filter that removes all mention of football from my internet.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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RT if you have one ball/boob* that you like more than the other one. (*delete as appropriate)
RT if you have one ball/boob* that you like more than the other one. (*delete as appropriate)
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
#ReasonsYoureSingle You don't know how to use apostrophes properly.
#ReasonsYoureSingle You don't know how to use apostrophes properly.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I've been popping funny red pills for years now and I still haven't woken up in a flying submarine. The Matrix was full of shit.
I've been popping funny red pills for years now and I still haven't woken up in a flying submarine. The Matrix was full of shit.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
How do I get the version of Facebook where I'm only friends with people I actually like?
How do I get the version of Facebook where I'm only friends with people I actually like?
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
Spoiler Alert: That weird looking guy that made you sit on his knee when you were a kid wasn't really your uncle.
Spoiler Alert: That weird looking guy that made you sit on his knee when you were a kid wasn't really your uncle.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
Why doesn't Paul McCartney have his own private yellow submarine piloted by a crew dressed up as frogs? Bloody hopeless with money, he is.
Why doesn't Paul McCartney have his own private yellow submarine piloted by a crew dressed up as frogs? Bloody hopeless with money, he is.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
If it wasn't for pasty white people, bad music, noisy kids, skin cancer and wasps I would probably enjoy the warm weather. #TeamAlbino
If it wasn't for pasty white people, bad music, noisy kids, skin cancer and wasps I would probably enjoy the warm weather. #TeamAlbino
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
The wind is howling outside my window while I am warm and cosy in my bed. Being non-homeless is most agreeable.
The wind is howling outside my window while I am warm and cosy in my bed. Being non-homeless is most agreeable.
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
With a dog winning BGT Simon Cowell can now get on with making his dream show 'Bitches Got Talent' for Channel 5.
With a dog winning BGT Simon Cowell can now get on with making his dream show 'Bitches Got Talent' for Channel 5.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
Getting fed up and sighing loudly when someone comments on how a song I've never heard of is their new jam is my new jam.
Getting fed up and sighing loudly when someone comments on how a song I've never heard of is their new jam is my new jam.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
Kids! Don't be afraid of monsters under your bed. That's daft. But please be afraid of the 14 sex offenders recently relocated to your area.
Kids! Don't be afraid of monsters under your bed. That's daft. But please be afraid of the 14 sex offenders recently relocated to your area.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
If you want to go back in time and get a feeling of what things were like in the past just try using a fax machine. #zzbbptttohforfuc
If you want to go back in time and get a feeling of what things were like in the past just try using a fax machine. #zzbbptttohforfuc
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
TheSacredTurf
If aliens ever invade Earth I'm going to buy up every Tom Cruise and John Travolta DVD and pretend like I was on their side all along.
If aliens ever invade Earth I'm going to buy up every Tom Cruise and John Travolta DVD and pretend like I was on their side all along.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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How exactly does one become 'wretched'? I'm bored with just being an arsehole.
How exactly does one become 'wretched'? I'm bored with just being an arsehole.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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I came across this guy on Xbox Live. I attacked my Xbox with a hammer. I no longer have an Xbox. http://t.co/E4K9e3it
I came across this guy on Xbox Live. I attacked my Xbox with a hammer. I no longer have an Xbox. http://t.co/E4K9e3it
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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jackanderson
9 hours, 20 minutes ago
The UK Box Office Report is not happening this week, folks. I'm burnt out, it's been a crappy week.
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Made two Screened wiki pages in honor of Toonami's return! #ToonamisBackBitches http://www.screened.com/casshern-sins/17-33048/ http://www.screened.com/deadman-wonderland/17-33047/
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5 days, 1 hour ago
I was on a podcast with some friends! What did I talk about? Movies, of course. Check it out if you care here: http://www.badlandgirls.com/2012/05/episode-17-clubbing-with-my-coven.html
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Vote! Now with 100% more pictures of me! (not really an incentive) http://teebusters.com/design/347/Hepatic%20Portal%20Vein/
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RT @_patrickbell @eddycwdry what method did u use to get it mobile? Or is it just via the browser?
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