TheSacredTurf (Level 36)

If it wasn't for pasty white people, bad music, noisy kids, skin cancer and wasps I would probably enjoy the warm weather. #TeamAlbino
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All of the troubles we have in Northern Ireland can be explained by the fact we drink lemonade that is BROWN. http://t.co/wy3EUSVp
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I'd like to play a video game in which you get to kill people who complain about killing people in video games.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I'd also like to play a video game in which you get to hunt down people who say 'computer games' and give them a stern talking to.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I would genuinely pay really good money for a filter that removes all mention of football from my internet.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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RT if you have one ball/boob* that you like more than the other one. (*delete as appropriate)
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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#ReasonsYoureSingle You don't know how to use apostrophes properly.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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I've been popping funny red pills for years now and I still haven't woken up in a flying submarine. The Matrix was full of shit.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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How do I get the version of Facebook where I'm only friends with people I actually like?
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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Spoiler Alert: That weird looking guy that made you sit on his knee when you were a kid wasn't really your uncle.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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Why doesn't Paul McCartney have his own private yellow submarine piloted by a crew dressed up as frogs? Bloody hopeless with money, he is.
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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If it wasn't for pasty white people, bad music, noisy kids, skin cancer and wasps I would probably enjoy the warm weather. #TeamAlbino
4 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
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The wind is howling outside my window while I am warm and cosy in my bed. Being non-homeless is most agreeable.
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
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With a dog winning BGT Simon Cowell can now get on with making his dream show 'Bitches Got Talent' for Channel 5.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
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Getting fed up and sighing loudly when someone comments on how a song I've never heard of is their new jam is my new jam.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
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Kids! Don't be afraid of monsters under your bed. That's daft. But please be afraid of the 14 sex offenders recently relocated to your area.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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If you want to go back in time and get a feeling of what things were like in the past just try using a fax machine. #zzbbptttohforfuc
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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If aliens ever invade Earth I'm going to buy up every Tom Cruise and John Travolta DVD and pretend like I was on their side all along.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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How exactly does one become 'wretched'? I'm bored with just being an arsehole.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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I came across this guy on Xbox Live. I attacked my Xbox with a hammer. I no longer have an Xbox. http://t.co/E4K9e3it
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
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jackanderson 9 hours, 20 minutes ago
The UK Box Office Report is not happening this week, folks. I'm burnt out, it's been a crappy week.
Bigheart711 2 days, 23 hours ago
Made two Screened wiki pages in honor of Toonami's return! #ToonamisBackBitches http://www.screened.com/casshern-sins/17-33048/ http://www.screened.com/deadman-wonderland/17-33047/
litrock 5 days, 1 hour ago
I was on a podcast with some friends! What did I talk about? Movies, of course. Check it out if you care here: http://www.badlandgirls.com/2012/05/episode-17-clubbing-with-my-coven.html
CrimsonAvenger 6 days, 6 hours ago
Was it really necessary to make a third Men in Black movie?
skidd 1 week ago
Vote! Now with 100% more pictures of me! (not really an incentive) http://teebusters.com/design/347/Hepatic%20Portal%20Vein/
nosiwohL 1 week, 3 days ago
Lowes is playing Michelle Branch. This is weird. http://t.co/JIuksvJl
Ozone 1 week, 3 days ago
Well, this isn't good. http://t.co/b82YLYUl
VodunValkyrie 1 week, 3 days ago
RT @_patrickbell @eddycwdry what method did u use to get it mobile? Or is it just via the browser?

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