TheSacredTurf (Level 36)

This movie is like Adam Sandler. Amusing at times, but you wouldn't want it in your house. This is only on the list because of Kevin Kline.

Wrong guy in all the wrong places. Right actor with the right director. Griffin Dunne are you the man? Hmmmm. Yes!!!

Makers of modern day spoofs should hang their heads in shame and watch this. The Zuckers show how it should be done. Leslie Nielsen was never the same again.

Simply one of the best action movies ever. Great characters, great monsters and great set pieces. Helmed by a master. It's hard to believe the same guy that made this made Titanic. Game over, man!

Daft accents aside (Simon Callow is British, playing an Austrian with an American accent... confused?) this is a masterful, gorgeous movie. Speaking of Mr. Callow, does he really say c**t or is it just me?

A rare movie that pulls off the almost impossible task of being both really, really funny and really, really scary. And it's got a talking meatloaf in it.

Taught me about donkey sex. That's right. We rented this movie out about once a week when we were kids. Not for the donkey abuse, you understand. Just for the comedy. Which is fine for a 12 year old. I'm 35 now. I really should know better.

Nostalgia time-travel movie genius. With incest! What's not to love?

It could be argued that this is Peter Jackson's masterpiece. A movie made with passion, determination, imagination and the will to succeed. This took years to make. Most people would give up. Jackson was still going after five years. He made the special effects in his mum's oven. Respect.

Aww... it's so sweet! Just a nice, nice movie. Love it.

Do-do-do-de-do-doo, do-do-do-de-do-doo, do-do-de-do-doo-doo-de-doo. With Ronny Cox, everyone!

A touching performance from Hanks makes this movie better than others of its type. Teaches kids not to mess with the occult. Good lesson!

What does it all mean? Is Deckard a replicant? Does it even matter? A beautiful film that throws more questions than answers at the audience and I salute it for that. Also, soundtrack = awesome.

A strange mix of comedy, stunts and music. Somehow, it shouldn't really work. And sometimes it doesn't. But when it does, it does. Does that make sense? Um... I just like it, ok?

Weird and creepy. And that's just Dean Stockwell.

Really brutal stuff. Mr. Stone doesn't like to mess around.

Terry Gilliam's finest hour. A dark masterpiece with dark humour. Plus, it's got Bob Hoskins in a scat scene. Yep, you read that right.

Or "Breakdance" for us Brits. Brought Kraftwerk to the masses. 'Nuff said. The soundtrack of my childhood.

This movie has the most hilarious montage ever committed to film. RIP Mr. Hughes.

Richard Pryor has no money. Richard Pryor then has loads of money. Richard Pryor then spends loads of money. With no drugs involved! That is what's known as fiction.

Why did Tom Hanks stop doing comedy? I have an answer. Meg Ryan. Say no more.

Old people and aliens. That must have been one hell of a pitch to the studio.

Eddie Murphy dons make-up and a daft voice. Thank goodness that was just a fad.

Arnold eats Green Berets for breakfast. That must be where he gets all his fibre from.

Did wonders for the Australian tourist industry. Did wonders for Paul Hogan's bank balance. Did wonders for Paul Hogan's career. (Note: one of those statements is not strictly true)

The TV version is much longer and more complete, but the movie still stands up as the best submarine movie ever. Fact. Claustrophobes stay away.

I was undecided whether to include this. But it's got Clarence Boddicker in it! So, it's in.

Perfect vehicle for Christopher Walken. The ice is GOING to break!

Have you seen this? Then welcome to the party, pal!

Still has the best opening credit sequence ever. Good work, Rosie.

Both amazing and awful. Usually at the same time.

Sad, uplifting and hauntingly beautiful. Amazing stuff.

Snake Plissken is the best character name, ever. Fact.

Ok, it may not be terribly sophisticated at times, but who cares. It's damn funny. Americans abroad always are.

More of a remake than a sequel, it is simultaneously awesome AND awesome. No small feat.

Completely daft and silly. Bizarre casting choices and naughty bits certainly add to the hilarity. Brilliant.

I'm not American. I know nothing about baseball. I don't care about baseball. But I love this movie. If you ask why, then you haven't seen this. Costner being a bit rubbish is offset by James Earl Jones being awesome. And Ray Liotta. And Burt Lancaster. Classic.

My dad's cousin is in this. And that's a fact.

Vectors? I don't have any vectors! See if you can spot where the marketing department dropped the potential toy in the movie.

Try to imagine this film without Jeff Goldblum in it. Go on, try it. Hmm...? See, can't be done.

Great chemistry with Murphy and Nolte. Foul mouthed and funny.

Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup! Me love you long time! Private Pile! etc. etc. Set in Vietnam. Filmed in London. Mr. Kubrick didn't like to fly. Thanks to Pickle for reminding me about this.

Do you need me to say what it is about this movie that I love? I'm not going to waste your time. It's Ghostbusters, for God's sake.

One of the few kid's movies that features kids that aren't completely annoying. Also features a pirate called One-Eyed Willy. For those of you in the US, that's not funny. For those of us in the UK that IS funny. Still.

Is this really meant for kids, cos it's pretty freaky at times. Not that I was ever scared, you understand... well, I wouldn't say never... ummm... The Santa story has stayed with me ever since, though.

What could have been a standard schlocky horror turns out to be a highly creative, imaginative nightmare. It's a shame Clive Barker never really followed through on his directorial career.

Has there ever been a collection of the worst accents gathered in one place? A Scotsman playing a Spaniard and a Swiss dude playing a Scotsman. Er... what?

Highly implausible at times, but still gripping. Ricky Jay is always great to watch.