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Cops don't like me, and I-don't-like-re-boots...Just re-make the sequels, the first one totally stands up on its own.

Hmmm, I loved the second book, was intrigued though unsatisfied by the first book, felt my interest waning by the third book, and just had to wait too fucking long for the rest (I know now that a lot of that time King was recovering from a terrible injury and not writing at all). Wolves of Cala is an obvious retelling of Seven Samurai, and after that the books are ...

Interest Factor: 0 (overall average based on selected demographic)Predictability Variable: +10Greed Multiplier: >x100%Gullibility Probability: HighExpected Outcome: Spurious; quality versus necessity belies sum of sentimental intention.Moral: Because you could; doesn't mean you should.Oh wait, I forgot my pills this morning.Whatta wonky stupid cash in for people who just don't know why they want what they consume.Beautiful Tag Line, Rorie!

Lasers do not explode into sparks and smoke when they hit flesh.Go back and fix that one, genius.Holy Hitler Batman! George, take a cue from a director like Ridley Scott, if you alter a film drastically (Blade Runner, Legend) release BOTH versions, IN THE SAME PACKAGE!!!

@Moola: Thanks for that link. Laughed so hard I cried

Mr. Rorie, what a fantastic feature!! And with such style;) Truly engrossing to the end!For my part, I say no one in the Deep Impact cast was allowed to see a complete script. My feeling: They were told the Premise, and received only their own dialogue. There is no other explanation for anyone signing on to that dreary, sappy, P.O.S.(interesting tidbit see: Tales of the Script (netflix streaming) for a ...