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Undeadpool (Level 23)
At some point you begin to drift away from your past...but then the worthwhile parts start coming back to you. And that's great.
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Undeadpool
At some point you begin to drift away from your past...but then the worthwhile parts start coming back to you. And that's great.
At some point you begin to drift away from your past...but then the worthwhile parts start coming back to you. And that's great.
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Wife just called me on someone else's cellphone...my "goodbye" statement: "Tell the random stranger who now has my cell number thank you!"
Wife just called me on someone else's cellphone...my "goodbye" statement: "Tell the random stranger who now has my cell number thank you!"
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
A week isn't THAT long when dealing with expiration dates, right?...right?....
A week isn't THAT long when dealing with expiration dates, right?...right?....
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Didn't get my charm/intimidate high enough on the second playthrough...oh...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit #ME3
Didn't get my charm/intimidate high enough on the second playthrough...oh...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit #ME3
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Time to call it a day when your last three thoughts have been "Smash your forehead into that."
Time to call it a day when your last three thoughts have been "Smash your forehead into that."
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Roommate/co-worker just read a series of passages from 50 Shades of Grey to me...and I nearly hurled a piece of product at a wall. #orhim
Roommate/co-worker just read a series of passages from 50 Shades of Grey to me...and I nearly hurled a piece of product at a wall. #orhim
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
"Hipster" has become the new "Emo." It now means "I don't like this thing, but can't define why, so I'll use this word!" Make a note of it.
"Hipster" has become the new "Emo." It now means "I don't like this thing, but can't define why, so I'll use this word!" Make a note of it.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Holy shit, "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" is pretty legitimately awesome! And that theme song is the GUILTIEST of pleasures.
Holy shit, "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" is pretty legitimately awesome! And that theme song is the GUILTIEST of pleasures.
1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Last night's dinner: steak course, gin course, veggie course, steak course, gin course, gin course, steak course, dessert, steak course.
Last night's dinner: steak course, gin course, veggie course, steak course, gin course, gin course, steak course, dessert, steak course.
1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Steak, drag queens, gin, STEAK, 90s music, STEEEEEAK, a bitter cabride, gin, and STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! #nightoutinSanFrancisco!
Steak, drag queens, gin, STEAK, 90s music, STEEEEEAK, a bitter cabride, gin, and STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! #nightoutinSanFrancisco!
1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
There's something indefinably addictive about the #ME3 multiplayer. Especially when you've found a class build that you really REALLY love.
There's something indefinably addictive about the #ME3 multiplayer. Especially when you've found a class build that you really REALLY love.
2 weeks ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
From #ME3 multiplayer to #Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 with my roommates: acceptable, semi-drunken multiplayer is the name of the night!
From #ME3 multiplayer to #Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 with my roommates: acceptable, semi-drunken multiplayer is the name of the night!
2 weeks ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
#TimothyOlyphant's Clint Eastwood is like #KevinPollack's Christopher Walken. Everyone THINKS they can do it, but damn near NO ONE can.
#TimothyOlyphant's Clint Eastwood is like #KevinPollack's Christopher Walken. Everyone THINKS they can do it, but damn near NO ONE can.
2 weeks ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
"The characters don't cuss, bleed or fuck...yeah, it's a kid's movie." -Me to Wifey regarding "Rango" (which I love)
"The characters don't cuss, bleed or fuck...yeah, it's a kid's movie." -Me to Wifey regarding "Rango" (which I love)
2 weeks ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Wonder if whoever posted the user spotlight for Microsoft Rewards knows what "420" refers to...#probably
Wonder if whoever posted the user spotlight for Microsoft Rewards knows what "420" refers to...#probably
2 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
My phone has dozens of product-placement names in its auto-correct, but neither "oy" nor "vey"? What the CRAP?! #antisemitephone
My phone has dozens of product-placement names in its auto-correct, but neither "oy" nor "vey"? What the CRAP?! #antisemitephone
2 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
Has North Carolina outlawed shrimp yet? Cause I personally think shrimp is gross AND the Bible agrees with me! That makes it okay, yeah?
Has North Carolina outlawed shrimp yet? Cause I personally think shrimp is gross AND the Bible agrees with me! That makes it okay, yeah?
2 weeks, 2 days ago via Twitter
Undeadpool
North Carolina has yet to legalize the 100% Biblical procedure of selling your daughter into slavery. GET ON IT, PEOPLE!!!
North Carolina has yet to legalize the 100% Biblical procedure of selling your daughter into slavery. GET ON IT, PEOPLE!!!
2 weeks, 2 days ago via Twitter
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Bigheart711
2 days, 23 hours ago
Made two Screened wiki pages in honor of Toonami's return! #ToonamisBackBitches http://www.screened.com/casshern-sins/17-33048/ http://www.screened.com/deadman-wonderland/17-33047/
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Thousands of people took today off work to play Diablo 3, I have the day off and have never played Diablo ever #irony
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Alex
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New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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Really surprised how good Mysterious Girlfriend X is. Tried it to see how weird it is and now it's probably my favourite this season #anime
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Really though, shame about all them Diablo errors. Seems to be all reddit is talking about.
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