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Upfish (Level 27)
Frankly, I would have been insulted if someone DIDN'T try to screw me over on my last week at work. Thanks, Kyle!
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Frankly, I would have been insulted if someone DIDN'T try to screw me over on my last week at work. Thanks, Kyle!
Frankly, I would have been insulted if someone DIDN'T try to screw me over on my last week at work. Thanks, Kyle!
1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
Upfish
Even if it does get renewed, "Dammit, Jerry" needs to be the last line ever spoken on Parks and Rec.
Even if it does get renewed, "Dammit, Jerry" needs to be the last line ever spoken on Parks and Rec.
2 weeks ago via Twitter
Upfish
Went past an Army recruiting center and they didn't have anything Captain America there. Do I have to do all the propaganda for you?
Went past an Army recruiting center and they didn't have anything Captain America there. Do I have to do all the propaganda for you?
2 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Upfish
Let's be honest, guys. When you saw the the cover of Time, your first thoughts were of Lysa and Robin Arryn.
Let's be honest, guys. When you saw the the cover of Time, your first thoughts were of Lysa and Robin Arryn.
2 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Upfish
That last Game of Thrones was really lacking in the sex and nudity and then, like a gift from above, full-frontal Tonks.
That last Game of Thrones was really lacking in the sex and nudity and then, like a gift from above, full-frontal Tonks.
2 weeks, 3 days ago via Twitter
Upfish
There's a girl at this softball game named Brenly, which is also my celebrity couple name for Brienne of Tarth and Renly Baratheon.
There's a girl at this softball game named Brenly, which is also my celebrity couple name for Brienne of Tarth and Renly Baratheon.
3 weeks ago via Twitter
Upfish
I'm pretty sure Hulk did more smashing in the 15 minutes he was on screen in Avengers than in both his other movies combined.
I'm pretty sure Hulk did more smashing in the 15 minutes he was on screen in Avengers than in both his other movies combined.
3 weeks ago via Twitter
Upfish
And now I sleep, where I will hopefully have dreams full of Tony Stark's witty banter and Hulk smashing the shit out of everything.
And now I sleep, where I will hopefully have dreams full of Tony Stark's witty banter and Hulk smashing the shit out of everything.
3 weeks ago via Twitter
Upfish
Do I watch the new Spider-man trailer now or wait and hope it's in front of Avengers? WHY IS THIS A DECISION I'M EVEN DEBATING?
Do I watch the new Spider-man trailer now or wait and hope it's in front of Avengers? WHY IS THIS A DECISION I'M EVEN DEBATING?
3 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Upfish
I don't think Game of Thrones has desensitized me to violence, but it's getting dangerously close to desensitizing me to boobs.
I don't think Game of Thrones has desensitized me to violence, but it's getting dangerously close to desensitizing me to boobs.
3 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Upfish
75 hours until Avengers! Until then, I'm going to sit and think about what life decisions led me to think that was something worth posting.
75 hours until Avengers! Until then, I'm going to sit and think about what life decisions led me to think that was something worth posting.
3 weeks, 4 days ago via Twitter
Upfish
Need to get this job at city hall if only to pretend that I'm in Parks and Rec every day.
Need to get this job at city hall if only to pretend that I'm in Parks and Rec every day.
4 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
Upfish
I don't think I can hate Joffrey any more than I already do, Game of Thrones. You can stop doing... that...
I don't think I can hate Joffrey any more than I already do, Game of Thrones. You can stop doing... that...
1 month ago via Twitter
Upfish
Can anyone prove to me, definitively, that Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams aren't the same person?
Can anyone prove to me, definitively, that Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams aren't the same person?
1 month ago via Twitter
Upfish
"My favorite type of baseball mitt is Mizuno. JK, Rawlings!" Is a dumbass joke I wish I never made.
"My favorite type of baseball mitt is Mizuno. JK, Rawlings!" Is a dumbass joke I wish I never made.
1 month ago via Twitter
Upfish
I thought it was weird when my interviewer asked if I had a girlfriend, but answering "no, you dick" probably wasn't the best response.
I thought it was weird when my interviewer asked if I had a girlfriend, but answering "no, you dick" probably wasn't the best response.
1 month ago via Twitter
Upfish
Of course out of the 5 people on the list to direct Catching Fire the most boring one is offered the job...
Of course out of the 5 people on the list to direct Catching Fire the most boring one is offered the job...
1 month ago via Twitter
Upfish
This guy just came into the break room, made fun of us for watching Alladin, then changed it to a show about dudes falling off bikes.
This guy just came into the break room, made fun of us for watching Alladin, then changed it to a show about dudes falling off bikes.
1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
Upfish
Thom Yorke has been having a seizure on stage at this Radiohead concert for the past 20 minutes and no one's stopped the show yet.
Thom Yorke has been having a seizure on stage at this Radiohead concert for the past 20 minutes and no one's stopped the show yet.
1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
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Alex
1 week, 3 days ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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Really surprised how good Mysterious Girlfriend X is. Tried it to see how weird it is and now it's probably my favourite this season #anime
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i have to pick some DS9 episodes for me and my friend to watch tonight. this is what cool people do with their lives, if you were wondering.
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