Upfish (Level 27)

Frankly, I would have been insulted if someone DIDN'T try to screw me over on my last week at work. Thanks, Kyle!
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Frankly, I would have been insulted if someone DIDN'T try to screw me over on my last week at work. Thanks, Kyle!
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Even if it does get renewed, "Dammit, Jerry" needs to be the last line ever spoken on Parks and Rec.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Went past an Army recruiting center and they didn't have anything Captain America there. Do I have to do all the propaganda for you?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Let's be honest, guys. When you saw the the cover of Time, your first thoughts were of Lysa and Robin Arryn.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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That last Game of Thrones was really lacking in the sex and nudity and then, like a gift from above, full-frontal Tonks.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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There's a girl at this softball game named Brenly, which is also my celebrity couple name for Brienne of Tarth and Renly Baratheon.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I'm pretty sure Hulk did more smashing in the 15 minutes he was on screen in Avengers than in both his other movies combined.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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And now I sleep, where I will hopefully have dreams full of Tony Stark's witty banter and Hulk smashing the shit out of everything.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Do I watch the new Spider-man trailer now or wait and hope it's in front of Avengers? WHY IS THIS A DECISION I'M EVEN DEBATING?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I don't think Game of Thrones has desensitized me to violence, but it's getting dangerously close to desensitizing me to boobs.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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75 hours until Avengers! Until then, I'm going to sit and think about what life decisions led me to think that was something worth posting.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Need to get this job at city hall if only to pretend that I'm in Parks and Rec every day.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I don't think I can hate Joffrey any more than I already do, Game of Thrones. You can stop doing... that...
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Can anyone prove to me, definitively, that Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams aren't the same person?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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"My favorite type of baseball mitt is Mizuno. JK, Rawlings!" Is a dumbass joke I wish I never made.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I thought it was weird when my interviewer asked if I had a girlfriend, but answering "no, you dick" probably wasn't the best response.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Of course out of the 5 people on the list to direct Catching Fire the most boring one is offered the job...
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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This guy just came into the break room, made fun of us for watching Alladin, then changed it to a show about dudes falling off bikes.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Thom Yorke has been having a seizure on stage at this Radiohead concert for the past 20 minutes and no one's stopped the show yet.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Everyone retweeting Jose Canseco tonight are god damn heroes.
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton 12 months ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
snide 1 year, 1 month ago
Alex 1 year, 1 month ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
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will 1 year, 1 month ago
Testing out the HTC One X for the next few days.
Systech 1 year, 1 month ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
AHR 1 year, 1 month ago
i have to pick some DS9 episodes for me and my friend to watch tonight. this is what cool people do with their lives, if you were wondering.
JoeyF 1 year, 1 month ago
opening race Twitter, which Pony do i want? http://t.co/0QW7Q5un
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