Vague_Optimism (Level 7)

Sing is a small-time hustler who inadvertently starts a war between the deadly Axe Gang and the poverty-stricken community of Pig Sty among whom are a number of martial arts masters who unite to fight off the vicious and murderous gangs. The story proceeds through a great many twists and ...

A classic tale of betrayal, revenge, and power, the Count of Monte Cristo follows the harrowing journey of Edmond Dantes who, through an odd twist of fate, happens upon the Isle of Elba, where he is contacted by exiled Napoleon Bonaparte and unwittingly drawn into a plot of intrigue that ...

The ninja turtles (of the 2007 television series) are startled to discover that a local crime has been stopped by four impostors. They investigate the source of the disturbance, only to find that their duplicates from a parallel reality (the 1990's cartoons) have been inadvertently sent into their world via ...

The Feebles: They're not your average ordinary people. A dark reflection of all that Jim Henson has made wholesome and good, The Feebles are a stage variety show desperately trying to get off the ground despite their cast and crew being riddled with venereal disease, drug abuse, sex scandals, and ...

Evil, unscrupulous weapons design company that makes cyborg weapons falls under fire causing one of the (scrupulous) directors to make a stand, setting of a chain of events that causes their psycho-sexual R&D head to unleash his latest creation, a dog-like robot of war. That summary is the nicest thing ...

Tintin--boy journalist and intrepid crime-fighting explorer--is joined by his trusty canine sidekick Snowy on a quest to unravel the mystery of a coveted model ship connected to an even bigger mystery of a lost treasure, a family curse, and a murder most foul. What brings the character of Tintin to ...

There's a mole in the British secret intelligence agency: Former head of the agency, Control, lost his job, his life, and one of his agents while desperately trying to take a stab at the rumor despite political pressure from all around to let the matter rest in conjecture, resting his ...

George Valentin is a star, an icon of the silent film golden age of the 1920's, whose career is summarily executed in the wake of so-called "talkies", which results in a market for new stars and starlets, leaving Valentin a desperate has-been trying to play yesterday's game in tomorrow's world, ...

Errol Morris presents a documentary about Joyce McKinney: Mrs.Wyoming, kidnapper, sexual liberator, madly obsessive genius, and her five cloned doggies. Her strange, strange story is best experienced from the beginning, showing her progression into the public eye and her wild and crazy adventure on the lam and on the front ...

Eva is alone. Eva is a pariah. Eva has a son. Eva's son has problems. We Need To Talk About Kevin tells the story of a mother working her painful and arduous way through the suffering that surrounds her son's tragic choices, edited into a series of jump cuts back ...

50/50 centers on Adam, an almost paranoid risk-aware thirty-something with an artist girlfriend and a womanizing best friend, who learns that he has a potentially life-threatening cancer which throws his life and relationships into disarray. New relationships and old come into this melting pot of emotions to great dramatic payoff, ...

Jimmy and Billy Lee are adopted brothers in a future California that has been torn apart by earthquakes and gang violence who discover that their surrogate mother (who, strangely, is about their age) Satori has been safeguarding one half of a mystical amulet which, when combined with its other half, ...

Thor, as he is presented in the Marvel universe, is a godlike being of superhuman strength hailing from a distant galaxy of similar beings whose peace is shattered when, on the day he is to be inaugurated as king by his father, Odin, a small attack at the heart of ...

The titular Donnie is a troubled teen under medication with a habit of sleepwalking, a habit which saves his life when he wakes up on a golf course only to find that a plane engine has dropped out of the sky crushing his room, though he finds on his arm ...

Zed is a barbarian warrior from the outside world who manages to infiltrate into the cloistered realm of Zardoz: A dystopic society of psychic, immortal god-like humanoids with seemingly magical technology who regard Zed and his people as brutal, inferior creatures, despite their own malicious and sadistic political regime. Zed ...