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I wish I could remember when it was that I just gave up on watching the Simpsons. was there a specific episode or reason? I really don't recall. All I do know is that it went from a must see show to just don't give a monkey's. I like to think it had something to do with Bono of U2 fame, but that's because I like to blame a lot of ...
4 days, 17 hours ago
welshguy commented on MitchSalem's staff review Battleship.
So glad that the comments here don't involve the phrase "does Rhianna get her kit off" unlike the last review I read online. Honestly, I do not need any more reasons not to see this movie but Rhianna nude... just no. No no no. She's awful, sounds dreadful and this bollocks about girls saying they fancy her just to be fashionable angers meThis is one movie I will never ever watch. ...
6 days, 14 hours ago
welshguy commented on Mackwahl's article Trailer: Crazy Eyes.
L.A Wankers, the movie
2 weeks, 1 day ago
Honestly, I don't think it was as bad as people say but it should have been much better. I felt of instead of trying to make some unique, the film-makers opted the safe route. For me the parts in space where far more interesting than those on Earth but whether due to budget constraints or a reluctance to make a superhero film in space they choose to make it all ...
2 weeks, 5 days ago
In a minority here but I did not care for the Dark Knight and none of the trailers for the dark knight rises spark any interest in it for me. This new trailer seems (to me) rather boring, it does not grab me by the testicals and demand my fullest attention. I doubt I will be going to see this in the cinema (same for the new Spiderman)
3 weeks, 2 days ago
Going to jump on the January Jones is awful bandwagon here; X-Men first class was a pleasant surprise to me, but she just seemed so dull and lifeless, Ditto in Unknown. Never seen the attraction of Mad Men so I can't comment on her performance in thatHeather Graham (though she is hot) was terrible in the Spy Who Shagged MeAs someone has already said, that redhead bint from transporter 3. ...
3 weeks, 2 days ago
welshguy commented on Mackwahl's article Trailer: Magic Mike.
WHilst the display of toned man flesh is harmful to my eyes (and depressing to my own less than toned physique) this does not look too bad. Channing Tatum is one of the guys who despite being far better looking than me (not hard really) I don't hate. Alex Pettyfer though... is he going to be a prick like everything he's ever been in?
1 month ago
Can't hate Vince Vaughn, he was in Old School damn blast it and that's one of the my favourite films (and not just because of Elisha Cuthbert's bottom... which is perfect). But beyond Old School and his appearance in Anchorman, I can't say I like anything else Vaughn's been in.
1 month, 1 week ago
welshguy commented on staceywi's article What to Watch: Monday.
I can recommend the Top Gear India special because its a master class in cocking about, which to me is the only reason I watch Top Gear. Sure I can appreciate the cars and see how happy Ryan Reynolds was when he found out he beat Tom Cruise's lap time in the reasonably priced car, but its the silly challengers and messing about I come for mainly.
1 month, 1 week ago
welshguy commented on staceywi's staff review The Cabin in the Woods .
Didn't intend to go and see it anyway, and kudos for actually daring to say something that involves Joss Whedon is the not the greatest thing ever. I'm no fan of his (I was of Firefly for a time, but then I met a few die-hard fans and just gave up) so his name splashed across anything generally puts me off.
1 month, 1 week ago
As a wee boy I loved Short Circuit and its sequel.Then, after over a decade of seeing it last, I caught it when it was on TV. It was awful. Not as bad as some films I used to love as a child (Three Amigos) but I could not for the life of me remember why I loved it those years ago. One of the "joys" of growing up I ...
1 month, 1 week ago
welshguy commented on Mackwahl's article Trailer: LOL.
You sir are wrong, there are many words that come to mind when you see this trailer. Does anybody else have an urge to beat the living shit out of anyone who actually says "lol". I hate it when some ###### types it but to say it?
1 month, 1 week ago
welshguy commented on staceywi's article What to Watch: Tuesday.
Jessie J... sounds like some sort of STD. Like Rhianna.Glad we brits aren't the only ones who have to put up with Jessie J's big, stupid ugly grin.Also, when the hell are we Brits getting season 3 of Justified?
1 month, 2 weeks ago
welshguy replied to the topic The unpopular opinions thread on the General Discussion board.
Joss Whedon is vastly overratedRicky Gervais is not funny nor is anything he does as good as we are toldEmma Stone is unappealing as an actressBeyond True Grit, none of the Coen brothers films are enjoyable
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Whilst a compelling and well-thought out argument regarding the intrinsic awefullness of Grown Ups this article is, I still believe the Love Guru so much worse. I watched about five minutes of that piece of shit and gave up not long after Mike Myers said in his comedy indian accent "is it because i am number two". Christ, before I saw the Love Guru my worst movie was The Piano ...
1 month, 2 weeks ago
welshguy commented on BermanBraun's article Trailer: Total Recall.
Actually looks okay. And that losing points for not including Kumar, I think it gains. I hate kumar so much. If i ever met the actor who plays him (whom I am sure is a nice guy) I may struggle not hit him with the nearest item of furniture and keep doing it till the police come.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Damnit Avengers, stop confusing me. I want to see you on the big screen, I want to pay too much for a damn ticket (whilst getting a free one) and bitch about it after, I want to enjoy watching you on said big screen... but why Joss Whedon? Why... I'm sure it will be great, but its tainted by that chap.Also, what's wrong with Julia Robert's face on that poster. ...
1 month, 3 weeks ago
I watched the first season of Bones and enjoyed it, but then when the first episode of the second season started and the titular "Bones" was a bitch to a fireman, I realized she was an awful, dull character who was possibly a robot (something about the Deschanel sisters methinks).
1 month, 3 weeks ago
@PlyrYaKA: Long standing tradition in Britain, filming in quarries. Why, with the right lighting and props you can be just about anywhere... that looks like a quarry
1 month, 4 weeks ago
welshguy commented on Rorie's staff review The Hunger Games.
I have a rule I follow in regards to movies nowadays. If the loud, whiny and smug teenage girls I pick up every sodding morning for the school run want to see a movie, I do not. Its a good rule I think.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
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