Windmills (Level 7)

Duder just straight up took his cigarette on the bus.
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Duder just straight up took his cigarette on the bus.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
Windmills
In bed listening to Bon Iver and Beach Boys. The feelings of winter and the songs of summer.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I told you guys I moved like two weeks ago, right? http://t.co/m7faxAzA
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I recently have concurrently been really wanting a banjo and a tattoo. Both are not the most responsible purchases?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I love La Poutine for reasons. http://t.co/7RlE1lCU
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Scared the crap out of roommate and her boyfriend while opening the door. Mission accomplished. They probably thought I was the Hamburglar.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Walking home, passed a guy in what can only be described as a cloak. What is this I don't even.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like my movies: projected onto a forty foot screen.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like exercise: I don't do em. #singleforoverayearnow #heyladies
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like March of the Penguins: narrated by Morgan Freeman.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like modern rock radio stations: playing Foo Fighters songs every 40 minutes.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like my women: menstruating? #sexism
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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.@Leask Hey girl. We could sit on the couch and watch food network. That Guy Fieri is pretty crazy huh?
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like the Thunderbirds: held up on stings and not moving like a proper human does.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like myself. I don't. #depressingtweets #suicide #whygodwhy #nogodno #hashtag #funkwolf
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like my Spingsteen: representing the American working class.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Just made depression/alcoholism jokes about myself with my friends. #hahawoo
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like my kids: saying the darnedest things.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like I like potatoes: with skin.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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I like my women like my hold music: interrupted by information on new cellphone plans every 30 seconds.
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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Helicopter Confrontation
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Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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John Rambo
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First Blood
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Status Updates
Daniel_Newton 12 months ago
I don't actually use Origin and don't really intend to if I don't have to, but man. Even the verification email process is broken. What.
snide 1 year, 1 month ago
Alex 1 year, 1 month ago
New Cage! This week, it's the super rom-commy rom-com It Could Happen To You. The least Cagey Cage movie yet. http://t.co/Dwethru3
Systech 1 year, 1 month ago
ERM SER MERD THERT DERABRLO ISERN'T WORKERNG
drewbert 1 year, 1 month ago
If you haven't seen it yet, @DarrenKorb's GDC talk about Bastion's audio and music is really interesting: http://t.co/guQRSjDi
RHCPfan24 1 year, 1 month ago
People can be dicks on their birthday, so if you're surrounded by dicks, maybe it's everyone's birthday! (Or just yours).
Jeff 1 year, 3 months ago
Hey, we've got some cool stuff to talk about tomorrow! We'll all be at @enemykite's place at 10AM PDT for pancakes and live video. Tune in!
Rorie 1 year, 3 months ago
Man, PR emails are getting weird. http://t.co/kHQU2Mmm
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